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Colonel Archwood (Character)
from "Community" (2009)
Dean Pelton: Mister Winger, what is the intention here?
Jeff Winger: Simple. When Todd smashed our yam, he stole an A from us. We want it back.
Colonel Archwood: You mean if he smashed the yam. All you have is the word of this Mister Star-Burns, who offers up no explanation as to why he was on the scene.
Dean Pelton: How about it, Jeffrey? What was Star-Burns doing there?
Jeff Winger: We agreed to withold that information as part of a pinky swear with the witness.
Colonel Archwood: Pinky swear. This is ludicrous. This whole school is ludicrous. Who honors the pinky swear of a degenerate over the word of a decorated soldier?
Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Jeff Winger: Shocker.
Dean Pelton: Jeffrey, tell us what Star-Burns was doing in that classroom, or your group can take an F.
Professor Marshall Kane: Hold on, hold on, hold on. I grade my students. Now what Star-Burns was doing is irrelevant. What matters is what he saw. I'm upholding the pinky swear.
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