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: It's pot, do you want some? Shoshanna Shapiro
: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.
: I'm offended by all of the supposed to's. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.
: Dinner was supposed to be our time for honesty. And I'm really sorry you guys. This is not about you. This is between us. This was supposed to be a girls only night, but you invited the cast of Magic Mike! Hannah Horvath
: Marnie, I don't feel like being honest. Shoshanna Shapiro
] Why not? Being honest is fun. Hannah Horvath
: What are you talking about, Shosh? Shoshanna Shapiro
: I'm talking about the fact that you're a fucking narcissist! You don't want to be honest and open so that no one will see that you are such an entitled narcissist! Seriously, I have never met anyone else who thinks their own life is so fucking fascinating! I wanted to fall asleep in my own vomit all day listening to you talk about how you bruise more easily than other people. Hannah Horvath
: Are you serious? Okay, well... people have been calling me a narcissist since I was three, so it doesn't really upset me anymore. You've gotta choose something more creative then that. Marnie Michaels
: Yeah, it really has no effect on you. Hannah Horvath
: Now you? So we're untabling our issues then? Marnie Michaels
: I wanted to do this at dinner. Shoshanna Shapiro
: Oh my God! Can you chill the fuck out about dinner? Seriously, that duck tasted like a used condom and I want to forget about it! Marnie Michaels
: Shosh has gone totally insane! Jessa Johansson
: I don't know. Maybe she has gone sane from being drunk. Shoshanna Shapiro
: You guys never listen to me. You treat me like I'm a fucking cab driver. Seriously, you have entire conversations in front of me like I'm invisible. And sometimes I wonder if my social anxiety is holding me back from meeting the people who would actually be right for me instead of a bunch of fucking whiny nothings as friends! Hannah Horvath
: Well, maybe Shosh has a point. I mean, it's not like the four of us have had any real fun for the past two years. Marnie Michaels
: That is not true. Hannah Horvath
: Name one fun thing. Marnie Michaels
: This trip, if we had done everything like I planned. Hannah Horvath
: Oh my God! Jessa Johansson
: Hey, wait! Marnie, I think you should process what you just said because, you know, happiness is about appreciating what you have. Hannah Horvath
: Yes! Shoshanna Shapiro
: What is that? Like some AA bullshit? Seriously, Jessa goes to rehab for five fucking seconds and we have to listen to everything she comes up with? Jessa Johansson
: Shosh, you are a cruel drunk. Marnie Michaels
: It's crazy! Hannah Horvath
: She's a cruel drunk, and she's also not an intellectual.
: Look at me. You smoked crack. You smoked crack. Shoshanna Shapiro
: Oh my god, don't tell my mom. Don't even tell me.
: Your boyfriend should kill himself. You deserve it. Hannah Horvath
: Well, thank you. But you're just saying that because you love me.
: You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.
: You look... really gorgeous. I love you all stripped down. Marnie Michaels
: I've never been as miserable in my life. Jessa Johansson
: It's totally working.