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Triss Merigold (Character)
from The Witcher (2007) (VG)

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The Witcher (2007) (VG)
Triss Merigold: Do you have any idea of what you've done? You've sold out the city for a redhead! Get out of here before I turn you into the pig you are!

Geralt of Rivia: [of Adda] That spoiled little vixen... well, she wants some catoblepas. Rare would be best.
Triss Merigold: Are you kidding?
Geralt of Rivia: No. Triss, could you conjure up something, please.
Triss Merigold: Sorcery at parties is considered very unseemly...
Geralt of Rivia: I'll create a distraction.
Triss Merigold: I'll do better myself.
[casts spell]
Triss Merigold: Catoblepas steak, rare, for the Princess.
Geralt of Rivia: Thank you, Triss.
Triss Merigold: You know I can conjure up orgasms, too?
Geralt of Rivia: I think I prefer traditional methods.

Roderik de Wett: We know about your illegal gathering with the elf! Open up or you'll hang!
Yaevinn: [to Triss] Sorceress, teleport us now! My unit is ready.
Geralt of Rivia: Are you crazy?
Triss Merigold: He's right, Geralt. This may be our only chance... Alkh'imbagha, harr'a!
Declan Leuvaarden: I once saw a mage who emerged from a teleport without his legs. They arrived 5 seconds later...


The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (2011) (VG)
Triss Merigold: [looking at the aftermath of Geralt's attack at the Nilfgaardian camp] Those Nilfgaardians... that's your work?
Geralt of Rivia: They followed their leader too blindly.
Triss Merigold: You killed them all?
Geralt of Rivia: They didn't slaughter themselves.

[a dragon is attacking La Valette Castle]
King Foltest: I'd give a leg for a heavy crossbow right now.
Triss Merigold: It's a dragon! I can't believe it!
King Foltest: Merigold, stop admiring it and do something!
Triss Merigold: It's not that simple!
King Foltest: Before the brute turns my army to cinders!
Vernon Roche: [to Geralt] Witcher, how do you fight something like that?
Geralt of Rivia: You don't! You run!
Vernon Roche: [sarcastic] Some professional you are...

Vernon Roche: [to Geralt, carrying an unconscious Triss on his shoulder] We must fight our way towards Flotsam.
Triss Merigold: [regaining consciousness] Is that you, Roche? Get my hands off my ass!
Vernon Roche: [proceeding] Who did you think it was?
Triss Merigold: I'm not a sack of flour or one of your commandos. I'm a woman!
Vernon Roche: I noticed.
Triss Merigold: Ugh. I'm going to be sick...
Vernon Roche: At least I'll die holding a lovely arse!
Triss Merigold: Not mine! I'll hold the spell...
Vernon Roche: [to Geralt] Come on! Let's go!
Triss Merigold: [to Roche] Stop shaking! I need to focus!


The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015) (VG)
Geralt of Rivia: I've recovered my memory, completely.
Triss Merigold: Good. That should stop people from taking advantage of you.
Geralt of Rivia: Someone's been taken advantage of me?
Triss Merigold: I have, for one.

Triss Merigold: [if Geralt tries to persuade Triss to stay with him] We had our chance, but... let it go.
Geralt of Rivia: I... I love you.
Sailor: Miss Merigold! We're castin' off!
[a teary-eyed Triss leaves and gets on the ship]
Dijkstra: Well mate, at least you tried. A sorceress turned me down once. Want to hear the story?
Geralt of Rivia: Go for it. What's the harm.
Dijkstra: As you know my heart fluttered for Philippa Eilhart, back when we both served Redania. One day, I doused myself in fragrances like a whore in a heat wave, put on a pinstriped doublet - they make you look slimmer, you know... And I went to her, told her, Philippa, we've so much in common, and so on. Know what she said?
Geralt of Rivia: Pinstripes hadn't slimmed you down enough?
Dijkstra: No, she said - Geralt, turn around.
Geralt of Rivia: Not in the mood for jokes.
Dijkstra: No, I'm serious. Turn around.
[Triss is standing on the pier]