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Bernie the Agent (Character)
from The Muppet Movie (1979)

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  1. The Muppet Movie (1979) Played by Dom DeLuise
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  1. The 82nd Annual Academy Awards (2010) (TV) Played by Dom DeLuise
    ... aka "2010 Academy Awards" - USA (informal short title)
    ... aka "The 2010 Oscars" - USA (informal short title)
    ... aka "The Oscars" - USA (informal short title)
  2. Kermit: A Frog's Life (2005) (V) Played by Dom DeLuise

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From The Muppet Movie (1979)
Bernie the Agent: [to Kermit] You - you with the banjo - uh, can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction.
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Bernie the Agent: [laughs sarcastically] No. No, I mean I'm really lost.
Kermit: Uh, one second.
[He tries to catch a flie to eat but misses]
Kermit: Darn, I missed. You know that's the first thing to go on a frog? His tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies.
Bernie the Agent: Ah, that's rough, I'm - sorry about your tongue but - I have to get out of this swamp; I have to catch a plane.
Kermit: With that tongue? No way.
[Bernie half laughs and half cries]
Kermit: But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream.
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