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: [after Fred talks to a Chinese Woman
] What'd she say? Was it about me? Fred O'Hare
: She thinks Easter is cool. Talking rabbits freaks her out.
: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit. David Hasselhoff
: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.
Voice at Playboy Mansion
: [Through an intercom
] Listen, this is the Playboy Mansion, not a hotel. E.B.
: [Looking into a map
] I know, but it says 'Since 1971 the Playboy Mansion has been home to many sexy bunnies.' Voice at Playboy Mansion
: I can't even see you. Step closer. E.B.
: [Stepping closer, face still in map
] I'm just saying, I am a bunny and am incredibly sexy. Voice at Playboy Mansion
: I don't have time for this.
[Clicks intercom off
: Hello? Hello? Ugh, this must the rags part of my rags-to-riches story.
: Fred, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot. You said some things, I flooded some things. Let's start over, okay?
: Look, Dad. Ahem. Ever since I was yea big, it's been, "The Easter Bunny wouldn't do that" and "The Easter Bunny has to be perfect." But... Ha! I'm not perfect! E.B.'s Dad
: I know that, Son. But you'll get there, eventually. E.B.
: But I'm... Listen. You want me to be this. But maybe I'm not this. Just maybe, maybe I'm this. E.B.'s Dad
: A sock? E.B.
: Yeah, that's right. I might be a metaphorical sock. I might not be a good enough egg, but I might be the best sock ever! I might not cut it delivering Easter baskets, but I might be great at something else. E.B.'s Dad
: Oh, the drums. Why, I think that's fine!
: Can I get a little clarification, here? Is this what the Easter Bunny does now? He just goes house to house, messing up people's lives? E.B.
: Well, that's just hurtful. Besides, you're selling yourself short. They were going to shove you in the mail room. Well, excuse me, but I happen to think you're better than that. Fred O'Hare
: You don't know me! Okay? We just met. E.B.
: I can tell. You give off this aura of untapped potential. Fred O'Hare
: I do? Now, don't pull that with me, rabbit, okay? I'm too smart for you. E.B.
: But, Fred, I'm serious! You're destined to do something great. I just know it! Fred O'Hare
: Well, I've never heard that one before. E.B.
: You'll find an awesome job.
[E.B. grabs a newspaper
: Hey. Look, what about this? Dog walker? Fred O'Hare
: No. E.B.
: TSA Officer? Fred O'Hare
: No. E.B.
: Oh! What about this one? It looks exciting. Wind in your hair, hot babe on your arm. Fred O'Hare
: That's a car ad. E.B.
: You should buy that car, then.
: [to Jack Frost
] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds north for the winter. Easter Bunny
: And you kill fruit.
: Frost, you herald a season. You're not a holiday. Tooth Fairy
: You're the best friend, not the leading man. Easter Bunny
: And you kill fruit!
: What do you do with these easter eggs? Sunny the Easter Bunny
: Um... Good question.
: I'm the fucking Easter Bunny!
: I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.
: [singing; repeated line
] Let that merry melody / Send you skippin' down the path / Send you skippin' down the path / Send you skippin' down the path to discovery.