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Marty (Character)
from The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

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The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin!

Marty: It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms. Out of cornmeal.

Marty: We are not who we are.
[Realizing that he's stoned]
Marty: I'm gonna go read a book with pictures.

Marty: Cutting the flesh makes him have a husband's bulge.

Marty: Good work, zombie arm.

Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

Marty: I think I can get it to go down.
Dana: Do we want to go down?

Marty: [whispers] Puppeteers...
Dana: Puppeteers?
Marty: Pop Tarts? Did you say you have Pop Tarts?

Marty: [after discovering a hidden camera] Oh my god. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout.

Marty: Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics.

Marty: Okay, my turn! Jules!
Jules: Mmm?
Marty: Truth or dare?
Jules: Let's go dare.
Marty: I dare you, to make out with...
Curt: Please say Dana. Please say Dana. Please say Dana.
Marty: That moose, over there.
Dana: Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before?
Marty: Whatever that mysterious beast is?
Curt: It's a wolf.
Holden: That's clearly a wolf.

Marty: [drives up smoking a bong] People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner.

Curt: [seeing old gas pump] This thing doesn't take credit cards.
Marty: I don't think it knows about money.

Marty: Yeah, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?

[last lines]
Marty: [incredulous] Giant evil gods.
Dana: I wish I could have seen them.
Marty: I know. That would have been a fun weekend.

The Director: There's no other way. You have to be strong.
Marty: [sarcastically] Yeah, Dana. You feeling strong?

[the Zombie Redneck Torture Family are attacking the cabin]
Curt: Look. We lock this place down.
Marty: He's right.
Curt: We'll go room by room, barricade every window and door. We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens, we have to stay together.
Hadley: [Watching the kids from the control room, Hadley slaps his forehead] Fuck!
Sitterson: Calm down. Watch the master work.
[Sitterson pushes buttons on the control panel. A grille opens in a cabin wall and a gas pours through it; Curt enters the room and is affected by the gas at once]
Curt: This isn't right.
Holden: What? What's the matter?
Curt: This isn't right. We should split up. We can cover more ground that way.
Holden: [also affected by the gas] Yeah. Yeah, good idea.
Marty: [in disbelief that they just said something so stupid] Really?
[a zombie's axe crashes through a wall]
Curt: You guys, you guys, get in your rooms!
[Marty has a protesting expression as his friends run to different rooms. Cut to Hadley placidly eating popcorn]
Hadley: Lock 'em in!