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[Curt sees that Jules is holding textbooks about Soviet economics and the Cold War
: What is this? What are these? What are you doing with these? Dana
: Okay. I get it. I'll leave the books. Curt
: [angrily to Jules
] No, no, no. Who gave you these? Who taught you about these? Jules
: I learned it from you! Okay? I learned it from watching you!
[She runs out of the room in tears. Curt laughs
: Thanks... For, uh... being decent. Holden
: No, it's the least I could do, since Curt and Jules sold you to me for marriage.
: [while staring at the lake
] Hey, what is that? Dana
: What? Curt
: In the lake, right there. Dana
: Oh, come on. Dana
: You guys, I'm serious. There! There! God, it looks just like my girlfriend!
[pushes Jules into the water
: Army of nightmares, huh?
[starts fliping switches and pressing buttons on control panel then sees the Purge button
: Let's get this party started.
[hits purge button, releasing all the monsters
: I'm so sorry I almost shot you... I probably wouldn't have. Marty
: Hey. Hey, no, shh, no. I totally get it.
[pauses to light a reefer
: I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
: And I think I can get it to go down. Dana
: Do we wanna go down?
] Puppeteers... Dana
: Puppeteers? Marty
: Pop-Tarts? Did you say you have Pop-Tarts?
: Okay, my turn! Jules! Jules
: Mmm? Marty
: Truth or dare? Jules
: Let's go dare. Marty
: All right. I dare you... to make out with... Curt
: Please say "Dana," please say "Dana," please say "Dana." Marty
: ...that moose, over there. Dana
: Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before? Marty
: Whatever that mysterious beast is. Curt
: That's a wolf. Holden
: That's clearly a wolf.
: Me? Virgin? The Director
: We work with what we have.
] Giant evil gods. Dana
: I wish I could've seen them. Marty
: I know. That would have been a fun weekend.
: The whole world, Marty. The Director
: ...Is in your hands, Dana. There is no other way. You have to be strong. Marty
] Yeah, Dana. You feeling strong?
: I don't think Curt even has a cousin.