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Agent O (Character)
from Men in Black 3 (2012)

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Men in Black 3 (2012)
[from trailer]
Agent J: I'm looking for K, have you seen him? Sort of a surly, older gentleman, smiles like this...
[J makes a poker face]
Agent O: K's been dead for over forty years.

Agent O: Somehow history has been rewritten. There has to be a reason this is happening, and K seems to be in the center of it.

[Z's eulogy]
Agent K: I worked for Zed for over 40 years, and in all that time he never invited me to dinner. Heve never asked to me to his house to watch a game. He never shared a single detail of his personal life. Thank you.
Agent O: Thank you, Agent K. That was very moving.
Agent J: That was your eulogy?
Agent K: He was a good man.
Agent O: Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms, when I told the Felucian Zyglot about Zed's passing, she said something that I'm going to repeat. And I'm paraphrasing. Ahem.
[starts screeching in an alien tongue]
Agent O: That's just so Zed.

Agent O: There was a spree of time-travel in the 1960s. It caused issues all over the continuum! So we imprisoned its handler, Obadiah Price, and had it wiped out completely.

Agent O: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Agent J: It's funny, K said exactly the same thing.
Agent O: He's a very wise man.

Agent O: Wait. How long have you been craving chocolatized diary products?
Agent J: Just today.
Agent O: Are you experiencing headaches? Dizziness? Loss of balance?
Agent J: Mm-hm.
Agent O: Agitation? Depression?
Agent J: Hell, yeah.
Agent O: Ah. There are only two possibilities. One is you've been bitten by the Horvatian brain tick and could die in horrible agony at any moment.
[slaps J]
Agent O: [beat] Damn it. It's not the tick.
Agent J: "Damn it, it's not the tick"? It's something worse than the tick?

Agent J: There's no such thing as time travel.
Agent O: Well, there is.
Agent J: No. There's not. Because if there were, a class-one senior agent such as myself would have been made aware of it, wouldn't he have?
Agent O: Were it not classified and way above his pay grade.
Agent J: You know what? I need a pay raise.

Young Agent O: The Viagrons have come up with a revolutionary new pill...