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Curt (Character)
from The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

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The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
[Curt sees that Jules is holding textbooks about Soviet economics and the Cold War]
Curt: What is this? What are these? What are you doing with these?
Dana: Okay. I get it. I'll leave the books.
Curt: [angrily to Jules] No, no, no. Who gave you these? Who taught you about these?
Jules: I learned it from you! Okay? I learned it from watching you!
[She runs out of the room in tears. Curt laughs]

Curt: [to Dana] You shoud read... this. Gurovsky. Now, this is way more interesting. Also, Bennett doesn't know it by heart, so he'll think you're insightful. And you have no pants.

Curt: [while staring at the lake] Hey, what is that?
Dana: What?
Curt: In the lake, right there.
Dana: Oh, come on.
Dana: You guys, I'm serious. There! There! God, it looks just like my girlfriend!
[pushes Jules into the water]

Marty: Okay, my turn! Jules!
Jules: Mmm?
Marty: Truth or dare?
Jules: Let's go dare.
Marty: All right. I dare you... to make out with...
Curt: Please say "Dana," please say "Dana," please say "Dana."
Marty: ...that moose, over there.
Dana: Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before?
Marty: Whatever that mysterious beast is.
Curt: That's a wolf.
Holden: That's clearly a wolf.

Curt: [seeing old gas pump] I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards.
Marty: I don't think it knows about money.

Curt: Look, you guys just stay in the Rambler. I'll get help. If I wipe out, I'll fucking limp for help. But I'm coming back here. I'm coming back with cops and choppers and large fucking guns, and those things are going to pay... For Jules.

[the Zombie Redneck Torture Family are attacking the cabin]
Curt: Look. We gotta lock this place down.
Marty: He's right.
Curt: We'll go room by room. Barricade every window and door. We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens, we have to stay together.
Hadley: [Watching the kids from the control room, Hadley slaps his forehead] Fuck!
Sitterson: Calm down. Watch the master work.
[Sitterson pushes buttons on the control panel. A grille opens in a cabin wall and a gas pours through it; Curt enters the room and is affected by the gas at once]
Curt: This isn't right.
Holden: What? What's the matter?
Curt: Th-This isn't right. We should split up. We-We can cover more ground that way.
Holden: [also affected by the gas] Yeah... Yeah. Good idea.
Marty: [in disbelief that they just said something so stupid] Really?
[a zombie's axe crashes through a wall]
Curt: You guys, you guys, get in your rooms.
[Marty has a protesting expression as his friends run to different rooms. Cut to Hadley placidly eating popcorn]
Hadley: Lock 'em in.