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: You said anything? Gina
: Yes Sheneneh please! Sheneneh
: Oh ok. Well what i want is, i hear shes a songtress; she likes to sing; she likes to blow. What i want is for her to sing one of my songs. I want her to sing "Old Mcdonald had a farm" facing the wall, now! Pam
: What! Please! Sheneneh
: You heard me! You go tell me to crawl back inside my hole like im some dog have you lost yo mind i aint no dog, face the wall and sing "Old Mcdonald had a farm" , the wall!
: [to Gina
] I want the wall!
: You want the ticketst!. Now get yo vocal skills together do you need practice first?
[Sheneneh yelps high pitch tone
: You need that? Pam
] Oh Mcdonald had a... Sheneneh
: Cut! you dont believe that, you dont feel that. With soul! Pam
: [With effort
] Oh Mcdonald had a farm, eey i eey i OHH!
[turns and looks at Sheneneh
: And on that farm!
: [after searching for Martin's tickets
] Oh, my God, Pam, I think I threw them away! Pam
: [Points at her like a little kid
] Martin gon' kill you.
: Ohh! Well, look who came crawling back on her ashy little knees. What do you need? Some lotion? Why don't you just spit it down?
[Pretends to spit on her hands and rub her knees down
: Okay. Sheneneh, look, I'm gonna make this as fast as possible because this is not easy for me, okay? Sheneneh
: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Gina
: [Takes a deep breath
] Okay. Sheneneh
: Uh-huh. Gina
: [Speaks very quickly
] I'm-gonna-work-in-your-in-your-shop-this-morning-for-the-basketball-tickets, okay? Sheneneh
: Pronunciate. I thought you... aren't you a college student? Pronunciate. Gina
] I will work in your shop... Sheneneh
: Ah! Not with an attitude. A-gain!
: Gina, all right, I'm here to help you out any way I know how, okay? Are you okay? Gina
: Girl, am I okay? Pam, look at my hair! Look at it! Pam
: [Pulls one of Gina's braids and it snaps back
] Well, maybe if it didn't snap back so hard. Sheneneh
: Are we sitting down, Little Miss Lazy Dukes?
[Picks up a piece of hair. Drops it and points at it while it floats back down
: Oops, there it is!
: Wait, Sheneneh. Look, I have done hair before. Sheneneh
: Pickin' Pam's buckshots don't count, okay?
[Pam turns and stares at Sheneneh menacingly
: Sheneneh, what are you doing here? Sheneneh
: The same thing as you, and looking way better may I add... wit yo little tired, green, Army suit on... hut-two choo-choo! Pam
: Sheneneh, why don't you just leave before you embarrass yourself. Oh no, it's too late! Sheneneh
: What? What? Let me tell you something, G.I. Ho! Let me tell you something, okay? You don't mess with me, looking like Colonel Abrams, you hear me?
: Hold up wait a minute yo lil club need Sheneneh in it Laquita
: Sheneneh Jenkins and Laquita Lumpkins in the hishouse. hey! Gina
: Sheneneh what are you doing here? Sheneneh
: The same thing as you. And looking way better may I add. Witcho lil tired green army suit on. hut too choo choo!
: Excuse me? Haven't we met here before? My name is Jerome. But you can call me J.J. because everything is dyn-o-mite! You hear? Wait-a-minute. Something just clicked. Click, click. There it is. I know your name. Your name must be Candy because you look so sweet. Give me a bite of that candy. Gina Waters
: wait. Hold up. My boyfriend is right over there and I don't think he would appreciate you coming onto me with those tired, weak, 1975 "Superfly" lines. Thank you. Jerome
: I guess you're talking about the little big-eared guy over there. Let me tell you something. If you wanna get with a winner, you gotta drop that chicken dinner. You hear? You've gotta gry rid of your friend, though, if you wanna ride in a Benz-o. Now what you got to say? Give it to me now. Gina Waters
: You a rhyming man huh? A poet. Jerome
: And you know it. Gina Waters
: Well, I got one for you. Jerome
: Give it to me. Gina Waters
: If you don't like mace, get out of my face! Jerome
: I didn't like you anyway. I was just trying to help you out.
: I never understood why a brother takes their lady to a club. That's like going out fr hot dogs when you got Steak-Ums at home. Gina Waters
: You know, you use to do it. It's fun, it's exciting, it's romantic. Martin Payne
: I'm romantic. You know that. Don't we get "busy" every day? Gina Waters
: I'm not talking about that, Martin. You know, we never do anything exciting, like go out. Martin Payne
: Oh! Oh, okay, so that's it.You want me to be like Romeo. Come on baby, that ain't me, I got my own thing. Gina Waters
: I just thought that it would be fun to do something different, like go out. Martin Payne
: You want to go to maybe to the hip-hop club? Or the rock-your-butt club? You wanna do that? No,no, let's go to your favorite, baby. The Price Club. Ha-ha. Gina Waters
: You forgot one, Martin. The man-who-sleeps-all-by-himself club. Martin Payne
: Well, you just make sure I get in free.
: I work hard baby. I do a lot of research. Gina Waters
: Like yesterday's show? Talking about how Redd Foxx is still alive? Martin Payne
: Babe, think about it. The man faked it. If you owe $16 billion in taxes, what would you do?
: You think your friends are better? Martin Payne
: Most definitely. Gina Waters
: Like Cole? He's primitive. He don't even have have thumbs! Martin Payne
: Hey,hey,hey,hey... Cole don't need thumbs. He can't count past eight babe!
: [Rushes towards the runway
] Tommy! You ain't got to do this! Look at y'all, ladies! Move, move it! Giving away all your hard-earned money, huh? You should be home with your husbands, your men! Tommy, the party's over, huh? Get your happy-ass down off stage! Let's go! Tommy
: Martin, hold on, man. What the hell are you doing here? Gina
: You should all be ashamed of yourselves, all of you! Martin
: [to Pam
] That's right, especially you, Bride of Stankenstein! And look at you, lady. You're drunk, it's disgusting! You are drunk! Marian
: I ain't drunk. I'm on medication!
: [Overhearing a man talking about "getting rid of Pam"
] Oh, God. They gon' get rid of Pam!.
[Almost passes out but Martin catches her
: No, no, baby, no. No, listen to me. You don't -
[Still trying to snap Gina out of it
: Don't you pass out on me! Okay, now you listen to me. All stray cats got nine lives. Okay? Pam's cool.
: Sit down, Martin. We're gonna have a secance. Martin Payne
: Oh, no we're not!
: [comes out of her apartment and sees Gina and Pam moving boxes
] Ah! Well, well, well! Looky, looky, looky, looky, looky! Oh, I guess Martin done finally kicked you to the curb, huh, Gina? Well, send me a postcard from Bourgie-ville. Aha!
: Oh-ba-da... Gina
: For your information, Sheneneh...
[Sheneneh turns around and both are face to face with each other
: Oh, yes. I'm here. Sheneneh
: Oh, you're here? Sheneneh
: Well then say what you gotta say before I tear it. What's happening? What's happ... Gina
: I am not moving out. I'm moving in. Sheneneh
] No! Pause. NOOOO! Gina
: Yes. Sheneneh
: You don't have my permission to move up in here! Pam
: Permission? Puh-lease! You ain't got to explain nothin' to her. Sheneneh
: Doot, doot! Doot-doot-doot! Must time repeat itself?
[Motions Gina to move out of her way
: Move it along, move it along, bring it across! Now -
[Turns back to Gina who is close on her
: Would you back up off me - rowr-rowr - before I tear it right down the middle? I'll snatch your grill from you. I'll snatch it. Take all your fronts.
[Turns back to Pam
: Now... I was not even talkin' to you, Cujo! I happen to be 3rd Floor Captain in this here building, a'ight? A'ight! Pam
: [Has here finger in Pam's face. Pam puts hers up to move Sheneneh's out of the way
] You better get that finger out... Sheneneh
: Don't you touch -
[Pam's finger breaks off Sheneneh's nail
: Bitch done broke my nail! Pam
: [Both prepare to scrap and Gina tries to break it up
] Oh, no! Sheneneh, just stop it! Come on now!
: Martin, don't fight this! Don't you want me? Gina Waters Payne
: [Enters carrying a gym bag
] No bitch, I want you. Ms. Trinidad
: [Pretending to be shocked
] Gina! Gina Waters Payne
: That's right, "Gina!" And how did you know my name was Gina? Last night you called me by my name before Martin even mentioned it. I never realized it until I went home. So that makes you a liar.
[Takes off earrings
] Gina Waters Payne
: [Places bag on desk, taking out sneakers and Vaseline
] And if there is one thing that I hate more than a liar, is a liar who tried to steal my man. Gina Waters Payne
: [Takes off shoes, then charges towards ms. Trinidad until Martin gets in the way and stops her
] If you go near Martin again, I ma hurt you, you got that girlfriend? Huh?
: Okay, this how we play, when I ask a question, you just answer it honestly, okay? That means everybody. Martin Payne
: I'm gonna do the honest thing, girl! Gina Waters
: Alright. Question number one - "Would you date someone who was 40lbs. overweight?" Martin Payne
: Nah. Nah. No. No. I got to breathe , baby.
[act like he's suffocating
] Pamela 'Pam' James
: I would. I mean, as long as 20 of it was in his wallet. Cole Brown
: Uh, sure. 40lbs. overweight means baby can cook. Pamela 'Pam' James
: Next question: "If you were married and shipwrecked on a desert island with a beautiful stranger, would you make love to them?" Cole Brown
: Whew, Mary Ann and Ginger? Yeah! But not that Mrs. Howell. Gina Waters
: Martin? Martin Payne
: Come on, baby, I would die making love to a coconut before I'd cheat on you. Gina Waters
: Next question: "Would you date someone who was of a different race than yourself?" Cole Brown
: It don't matter what race she is. We all black when the lights go out. Thomas Strawn
: Well, I don't know. My mama always told me, "If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home." Cole Brown
: Wait a minute. Tommy, you were dating a white girl in college. Thomas Strawn
: No, she wasn't white! She was French!
: I'm talking about wanting you , girl. That's what I'm talking about. Gina Waters
: Martin, Martin, hey, hey. Tonight is our anniversary. You can have me then. All right? Martin Payne
: Whoa whoa whoa, baby. Didn't we just celebrate our anniversary about 2 months ago? Gina Waters
: Martin, that was our one-year anniversary of our 1st date. Tonight is our one-year anniversary of the 1st time that you, um... you know. Martin Payne
: No, I don't know. What? Gina Waters
: The 1st time you ever said the L word. Martin Payne
: Lick me?