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Shama Llama (Character)
from Destroy All Humans! 2 (2006) (VG)

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Destroy All Humans! 2 (2006) (VG)
Shama Llama: All you need to do is broadcast a signal from your saucer as you fly over Takoshima.
Crypto: Why does this sound suspiciously like a mission I did say... ten years ago!
Shama Llama: Oh no, this is much more sophisticated. This is an eight track.
Crypto: [dryly] Groovy.

Crypto: And they're still gonna shoot me, right?
Shama Llama: Most assuredly yes. But remember, you are a pacifist.
Crypto: Yeah and you're Billy Jane Kane.

Crypto: I think I hear Arkvoodle calling for a sacrifice right now.
Shama Llama: I don't hear anything and I am listening with my third ear.
Crypto: What's that, Arkvoodle, you want a monkey burger? One monkey burger coming right up.
Shama Llama: Oh, that calling. I hear that quite clearly.

Crypto: It is I, your benevolent yet sociopathic alien overlord.
Shama Llama: Oh yes, the little green toddler. Do you have an appointment?
Crypto: I need an appointment to see an indignant hippie with a crappy Indian accent? Not to forget I pulled your ass out of the gutter dozens of times!
Shama Llama: And yet I am the face of the Arkvoodle cult! Coincidence?
Crypto: Well I just voided your contract. Prepare to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Shama Llama: Arkvoodle will protect me.
Crypto: I wouldn't hold my breath.

Shama Llama: [to Crypto] I'm sorry, do I know you?
Crypto: Shama, it's me! You know, your benevolent yet sociopathic alien overlord!
Shama Llama: Oh, yes, the small green toddler. I forget your name. Do you have an appointment?
Crypto: I need an appointment to speak to an indigent hippie from Bay City with a crappy Indian accent. Not to mention whose ass, need I remind you, I literally dragged out of the gutter!
Shama Llama: And yet now it is I who am face of the Arkvoodle cult. Coincidence? I don't think so!
Crypto: Yeah, well, I just voided your contract. You're about to make the ultimate sacrifice!
Shama Llama: Arkvoodle will protect me!
Crypto: I wouldn't hold my breath.
[the battle with Shama begins]