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: Please, please, I've got to get a professional nurse, if you don't mind. Fifi
: Do you suppose I'd let some strange woman come in here and nurse you back to health, again? Toto Duryea
: This is a male nurse. Fifi
: Oh, but men are so awkward. Besides, I'm a wonderful nurse. Didn't I take care of my first husband, until... Toto Duryea
: Until what? Fifi
: Until he died in my arms.
: There, now be quiet, dear and I'll be back in a jiffy. Toto Duryea
: Be back in a what? Fifi
: In a jiffy! Toto Duryea
: She's coming back in a jiffy, oh...
: Are you feeling better, darling? What's the matter? Fifi
: Oh! What are you doing here! Toto Duryea
: That's my night nurse. Florine
: What are you doing here! Toto Duryea
: That's my day nurse. Fifi
: I'll night nurse you!
Auguste, Toto's Butler
: There's a gentlemen downstairs to see you, monsieur. Toto Duryea
: Who is he? Auguste, Toto's Butler
: He says he's the husband of one of these ladies. Florine
: Is he fat? Fifi
: Is he bald? Dagmar
: Is he tall? Auguste, Toto's Butler
: Yes. He's crazy and he has a gun. Toto Duryea
: Show him in.
] Auguste, Toto's Butler
: He's in.