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: Jeff, what do you do in the basement? You're not cleaning it. Jeff
: You really want to know? You didn't like it last time we had this conversation. Sharon
: Okay no, you're right, I don't.
: Why can't you just tell her the truth? Pat
: Are you kidding? Do you know anything about adult relationships?
: I watched "Signs" again last night.
: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.
: This morning I was meant to have a business meeting with the Kevins and destiny, and now you're here at this, this weird hooters thing. And so now, I'm just trying to figure out how to proceed. Pat
: What you just said sounded like Yoda took acid and stumbled into a business meeting. Jeff
: You can make all the fun of Yoda that you want. Yoda would be fucking killer in a business meeting.