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Jeff (Character)
from Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2011)

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2011)
Sharon: Jeff, what do you do in the basement? You're not cleaning it.
Jeff: You really want to know? You didn't like it last time we had this conversation.
Sharon: Okay no, you're right, I don't.

Jeff: Why can't you just tell her the truth?
Pat: Are you kidding? Do you know anything about adult relationships?

[first lines]
Jeff: I watched "Signs" again last night.

Jeff: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.

Jeff: This morning I was meant to have a business meeting with the Kevins and destiny, and now you're here at this, this weird hooters thing. And so now, I'm just trying to figure out how to proceed.
Pat: What you just said sounded like Yoda took acid and stumbled into a business meeting.
Jeff: You can make all the fun of Yoda that you want. Yoda would be fucking killer in a business meeting.