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: You'll have to treat Lena decently now, otherwise it'll work against the image of southerners.
: You're the only man who can't even remember his first time.
: That's not the first time, Herr Öztürk, that Greeks are a step ahead of Turks. I'll just say EU, EC, sex. Metin Öztürk
: You do not even know what EU is! Costa Papavassilou
: So what? I know what sex is.
: This afternoon at four there will be dating, dude. Cem Öztürk
: And you're sure you don't have to give your bank account details first?
: Have you ever said 'I love you'? Costa Papavassilou
: What are you implying, dude? We're just friends, aren't we? Cem Öztürk
: I mean, to a girl.
: I have to pee. Cem Öztürk
: But standing up!
: When I'm, like, f-f-forty, and a p-p-pilot, and then I say over the intercom 'L-l-l-ladies and G-g-g-gentlemen, please f-f-fasten your s-s-seatbelts, we're g-g-going through a st-st-storm' - till I'm f-f-finished, the st-st-storm w-w-will be over!
: You just have to set her up on a date! Cem Öztürk
: With whom? There is just no alternative to me.