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: Anybody want anything from the supermarket? Lena Schneider
] Me. My old life, please.
: You are so kitschy! Metin Öztürk
: Yes, that's how I got you. Lena Schneider
: You only got her because she is in her midlife crisis. Don't hold it against me, Metin, but if my mother were a man, you'd only be a Porsche.
: [watching Lena through a window
] You know, your daughter has something militant about her. Doris Schneider
: Really? No, that's her friendly face.
: [is supported by Lena and Nils in an exercise meant to leave fears behind
] I am afraid that I won't be able to make Metin happy. Sexually, too. Lena Schneider
: [her and Nils get up, disgusted, and go away
] Doris Schneider
: This exercise simply doesn't work with teenagers.
: Whatever she says, she doesn't mean it. Lena Schneider
: Mom. Father. Siblings. To us! To the Schneider and the... Metin Öztürk
: Öztürk. Metin. Lena Schneider
: To the Schneider and the Öz... nöks. Cheers.
: We have all been in love with a wild young man, once.
: You - Eco-polygamist! Doris Schneider
: Eco-polygamist? Cem Öztürk
: What does that mean? Lena Schneider
: Slut who only buys organic groceries.
: What! About! The! Sentence! 'Get out of my life!' didn't you understand?
: Costa has to move away, to Bavaria, they're putting him into a boarding school! Doris Schneider
: Oh God, a boarding school! Lena Schneider
: Oh God, in Bavaria!
: [after having hit Markus over the head
] Now I finally know what a frying-pan is for.
: Gurke, shut up, or I'll make salad out of you.
: Where do we start? Gülcan Süleman
: Flowers. Flower arrangements. Their colour will be the theme for the whole wedding. Doris Schneider
: Brown! Diana Schneider
: [at the same time
] Pink! Doris Schneider
: Pink? Diana Schneider
: [at the same time
: Doris will look so beautiful! Doris Schneider
: I will look so hilarious.
: If you ever get near him again, I'll make you leave school. Lena Schneider
: Er, this is no threat.
: Gurke, you want to talk? Lena Schneider
: No, I want to kill!
: Aren't you jealous at all? I mean, I have two kids with this guy. Metin Öztürk
: You have four with me.
: He's supposed to move in with us, and in my room? Doris Schneider
: Little man, come on, Nille's room is too small. You and Axel are the same age, you have much more in common. Lena Schneider
] Yep. Me, for example.
: I will NOT separate the laundry. It's 2006, I do have a driver's license and a doctor's degree, and I don't shave my legs in winter.
: You really want to go to that boarding school in Switzerland? Nils Schneider
: I always wanted to meet other intelligent people.
: There he goes, the only man that still estimates me in my mid- twenties.
: Now we'll get to your power animal. Lena Schneider
: No, not the crane again!
: I won't hold it against you, Cem, we have all been 17 at one time. If you don't leave her alone, be assured that you won't get much older than that.
: Where's the pendulum? Doris Schneider
: Ever since you didn't manage to reawaken Holger, we don't use the pendulum anymore.
: You mean, I have to oppress you more? Doris Schneider
: In a positive sense, yes.
: We're getting married tomorrow, and your daughter is crying! Doris Schneider
: [Yagmur walks by, in tears
] Not just mine.
: I have a kitchen, and kids, and I cried at the proposal - I'm a real woman!
: Those things are as hard as Kruppstahl! Doris Schneider
: These are muffins. Hans-Hermann Schneider
: That's munition!
: Clear the dancefloor, beginners!
: Women in uniform. One would rather not know what THEY have to compensate.
: Toast Hawaii. Metin Öztürk
: Yes, now I see it, too. Doris Schneider
: We were out of pineapple, so I used apples. I guess it's more 'Toast Altes Land'.
: When I met Metin, Markus was completely forgotten. Diana Schneider
: Get the popcorn, Eve is telling tales from the paradise again.
: What is Markus doing at the compost? Doris Schneider
: Searching snails for his dinner.