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from "2 Broke Girls" (2011)
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- "2 Broke Girls"
... aka "2 Broke Girl$" - UK (DVD box title), USA (alternative title)
- Episode #5.18 (2016) TV episode, Played by Garrett Morris
- And the Prison Musical (2016) TV episode, Played by Garrett Morris
- And the High Note (2016) TV episode, Played by Garrett Morris
- And the Great Escape (2016) TV episode, Played by Garrett Morris
- And You Bet Your Ass (2016) TV episode, Played by Garrett Morris
Caroline Channing: Look at all these people just sitting here, not tipping, working on their computers. This guy has a brand new Apple, I've been eating the same apple for a week. I blame Steve Jobs.
Max Black: These people are more like, Steve "I Have No" Jobs. All right, that's it.
[Max walks over to Earl]
Max Black: Earl, I need to get the wireless router.
Earl: Oh, is that what this is? I though tit was a cookie warmer.
[Max takes the wireless router from Earl]
Max Black: Attention deadbeat diners. You can't just sit here all night and only order coffee. This is not a Starbucks. And I know that because we don't sell Norah Jones CDs or bananas. This is the router for the free WI-FI. And that is a waitress who needs to make some tips.
Caroline Channing: Seriously guys, I need actual cash. This guy just offered to pay me in ideas.
Max Black: If I pull this plug, the Internet will go down. And you,
[Max points to a customer]
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