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: I feel like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's dick.
: I was not flirting, okay? Alex Eilhauer
: Oh really? Tom Solomon
: I was being friendly. Alex Eilhauer
: Yeah, right. You were sending telepathic wiener missiles at her face. And you know it.
: Seeing you chop onions is depressing. It's like watching Michael Jordan take a shit.