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: I love you Jessica because you make being a bitch an art form. Jessica
] Here, here.
: Please God don't let me get killed. Please God don't let me get killed. Cassidy
: Stop giving him ideas.
: Cassidy, my room. Theta toast. Now. Cassidy
: You seen Andy? Jessica
: Hoes before bros.
: [while returning to the party
] Where is everybody? Claire
: Probably dead. Jessica
: Yeah, and the corpses drove their cars home, idiot!
: Ugh, This is so stupid. We are missing out on the part of the year. Cassidy
: I know, how inconvinent. Why couldn't Ellie have had a nervous breakdown tomorrow? Jessica
: You know Cassidy, your sarcasm makes you sound like a bitch. And nobody likes a bitch.
: [Megan's dead body falls out of the shower
] MEGAN! Jessica
: Oh... she looks terrible!
: [Points her gun at Jessica
] Talk. Cassidy
: Okay, listen, it was an accident and we'll explain everything later but right now, Clair is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead and we don't know if Megan's alive or not. Maggie
: Wait, so Megan's not dead? Jessica
: We don't know! We need to get the hell out of here. Mrs. Crenshaw
: Who else is here? Jessica
: Kyle. Mrs. Crenshaw
: Is he in on this thing? Jessica
] No. Mrs. Crenshaw
: [Cocks gun, points it back to her
] Lie to me again. Jessica
: Okay, I told Kyle about Megan. Cassidy
: Of course you did! What's with this ''sisters for life'' crap, huh? Was I the only one that didn't tell anybody? Mrs. Crenshaw
: Where is Kyle? Maggie
: Don't look at me! He left as soon as he heard you coming. Mrs. Crenshaw
: Well, he, she or it is about to get two rounds to the face. You girls wait in Jessica's room. And call the police. Jessica
: Well, who knew Mrs. Crenshaw was such a bad-ass?
: It's Mickey... I would know those ugly ass shoes anywhere. Cassidy
: Is he dead? Jessica
: Well, he has a fucking tire iron through his head... Do you think it's the same one that killed Megan? Cassidy
: You make it sound like the tire iron killed Megan by itself. Jessica
: Thank you, for the grammar lesson... I'm just sayin, it looks a little... updated doesn't it? Like someone... pimped it out.
: I love you Jessica, because you make being a bitch an art form. Jessica
: [annoyed, but sarcastic
] Hear, hear.