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: I always knew you were a jerk, but, shit, this is the first time in my life I've been ashamed of you. Mrs. Jordan
: How dare you use that language. I think you'd better apologize right now. Ted
: I'm sorry Mom, you made a fucking asshole out of yourself in front of the woman I love!
: I didn't say it to impress you. Ted
: That's why it did.