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: Are you stalking me? Carl Allen
: No, I would never do that. Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.
: The era of "yes" has begun.
: Was I chewing gum before?
: Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage? Carl Allen
: You know it was a spur-of-the-moment trip. Tweed
: Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I've always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska.
: What I have to share is huge... and I want to share it with you.
: Hey, Carl... you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can't get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!
] Hey... I'm just saying 'yes' to life... 'cause... you gotta say 'yes' to life... I'm in a secret covenant... That sounded naughty!
: You ever had a Red Bull? Ive never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night - I really like Red Bull.
[shakes his glow-in-the-dark hoop
] Carl Allen
: ... got this new... glow in the dark thing... cant really see it right now, unless you go like this...
[holds part of the hoop to his eyes and covers it with his hands
: Steph...! I can't... I'm so sorry. Stephanie
: What are you saying? Carl Allen
: ...I'm saying "no."
: I can't believe I tripped like that.
: [incredibly drunk, after losing a bar brawl, said very sadly
] She's never gonna go to a ball.
] Carl Allen
: [refusing incoming cell phone call
] No. Carl Allen
: [refusing another incoming call
] No means no.
: You called me Norm! Carl Allen
: Yeah. Norman
: Could that like be my nickname? Carl Allen
: Yeah, I guess. Norman
: Ah nice, I like your style, Car. That could be yours. Carl Allen
: Yeah, Carl's pretty short already but...
: [riding on a motor scooter
] Am I going too fast for you? Carl Allen
: Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.
: I am gone-o-reha. That didn't sound right.
: [talking to himself, walking back to town
] Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!
: [while watching Saw on DVD
] Oh come on, you're halfway through, just snap it off already!
: Psh, fine! I wipe my ass with fine! Carl Allen
: ...Wow. Um. Ok?