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Victor (Character)
from The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
Hugo: You're human, with the flesh, and the hair, and the navel lint. We're just part of the architecture. Right, Victor?
Victor: Yet, if you kick us, do we not flake? If you moisten us, do we not grow moss?

Quasimodo: If I got caught.
Victor: Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

Esmeralda: Maybe Frollo's wrong about the both of us.
[the gargoyles are eavesdropping]
Hugo: What did she say?
Laverne: Frollo's nose is long, and he wears a truss.
Hugo: Ha! Told ya. Pay up.
Victor: Oh, dear...
[hands him a coin]
Hugo: [takes the coin] Chump!

Hugo: Hey, Quasi, what's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging?
Victor: A festival.
Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools?
Quasimodo: Uh-huh.
Hugo: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese.
Victor: It is a treat to watch the colorful pageantry of the simple peasant folk.
Hugo: [shoving Quasi aside] Boy, nothin' like balcony seats for watching the ol' F.O.F.
Quasimodo: Yeah, watching.
[he leaves, downcast]
Hugo: Oh, look, a mime.
[Hugo prepares to spit on the mime, Victor stops him]

[after the pigeon fledgling leaves the nest, Hugo comes alive and spits out the nest in his mouth]
Hugo: Man! I thought he'd never leave. I'll be spitting feathers for a week.
Victor: Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open.
Hugo: Ha-ha-ha. Go scare a nun.

Victor: Oh, but that poor Gypsy girl. I'm beginning to feel the worst.
Laverne: I know, but now don't you say anything to upset Quasimodo. He's worried enough already.
Hugo: Yeah, you're right. We'd better lighten up.
Victor: [as Quasi climbs down after ringing the bells] Sh-sh-sh! Here he comes.
Laverne: Now just stay calm.
Victor: Not a word.
Hugo: Easy does it.
Victor: Look stone-faced.
Quasimodo: [approaching the window] Any sign of her?
Victor: [Breaks down and weeps] Doh, it's a lost cause! She could be anywhere: in the stocks, in the dungeon, or on the rack! Oh God...
Laverne: [giving an A-OK sign] Nice work, Victor.
Quasimodo: No, he's right. What're we gonna do?

[Quasimodo is chained down, the gargoyles are encouraging him to free free himself]
Hugo: Come on, Quasi, snap out of it!
Victor: Your friends are down there!
Quasimodo: [despondently and weakly] It's all my fault.
Laverne: [as she, Hugo, and Victor try tugging the chains] You gotta break these chains!
Quasimodo: [sulkingly] I can't. I tried. What difference would it make?
Victor: But you can't let Frollo *win*!
Quasimodo: [despondently again] He already has.
Hugo: [dropping the chains] Say, you're giving up? That's it?
Laverne: These chains aren't what's holding you back, Quasimodo.
Quasimodo: [snapping firmly] Leave me alone!
Hugo: [meekly] Okay. Okay, Quasi. We'll leave you alone.
Victor: After all, we're only made out of stone.
[he and Hugo turn to stone]
Laverne: We just thought maybe you were made of somethin' stronger.
[turns to stone]
Laverne: [pause; Frollo's voice drifts up from below]
Frollo: For justice, for Paris, and for her own salvation, it is my sacred duty to send this unholy demon... back where she belongs!
[he fires the kindling while the crowd indistinctly shouts in protest]
Quasimodo: *Nooooooooooooooo!*
[the chains snap taut, the bells resonate as the pillars Quasimodo is chained to break and fall]

Laverne: Look, he's got a friend with him!
Hugo: Yeah, maybe today wasn't a total loss, after all.
Victor: A vision of loveliness.
Hugo: The one in the dress ain't bad, either.

[the gargoyles have made a catapult]
Victor: Ready, aim, fire!
[they throw the whole catapult at the guards; it misses them, falling face down]
Victor: Are you *sure* that's how it works?
[the catapult deploys, flipping over and hitting the guards]
Hugo: Works for me!

Victor: Perhaps he's sick.
Laverne: Impossible. If twenty years of listening to you two hasn't made him sick by now, nothing will.

Hugo: Hey hey! There he is!
[He, Laverne, and Victor rush to cheer and applaud Quasi, who's walking back to the bell tower, glad to be rid of Pheobus]
Victor: Gizmo! You ejected that tin-plated baboon with great panache!
Hugo: The *nerve* of him, snooping around here trying to steal your girl.
Quasimodo: My girl?
Laverne: Esmeralda. Dark hair, works with a goat. Remember?
Hugo: Boy, I do! Way to go, lover boy!
Quasimodo: "Lover boy"? Oh, no, no, no, no.
Laverne: Aw, don't be so modest.
Quasimodo: Look, I appreciate what you're all trying to do, but let's not fool ourselves. "Ugliest face in all of Paris", remember? I don't think I'm her type.

Hugo: You could wear a disguise, just this once. What Frollo doesn't know can't hurt ya.
Victor: Ignorance is bliss.
Hugo: [to the side] Look who's talkin'.

Laverne: [singing] Call me a hopeless romantic but Quasi, I feel it.
Victor: [singing] She wants you so / Any moment she'll walk through that door.
Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] For...
Hugo: [singing] A guy so swell.
Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] A guy like you.
Hugo: [singing] With all you bring her.
Victor, Laverne: [singing] I tell you Quasi.
Hugo: [singing] A fool could tell.
Victor, Laverne: [singing] There never was.
Hugo: [singing] It's why she fell.
Victor, Laverne: [singing] Another, was he?
Hugo: [singing] For you-know-who.
Victor, Laverne: [singing] From king to serf to the bourgeoisie.
Hugo: [singing] You ring the bell.
Victor, Laverne: [singing] They're all a second-stringer.
Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] You're the bell ringer! / When she wants ooh-la-la / And she wants you la-la / She will discover, guy / You're one heck of a guy / Who wouldn't love a guy like you?
Hugo: [singing] You got a lot / The rest have not / So she's gotta love a guy like you!

Hugo: [singing] A guy like you she's never known, kid. / A guy like you a girl does not meet every day. / You've got a look that's all your own, kid. / Could there be two?
Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] Like you? No way!
Hugo: [singing] Those other guys that she could dangle all look the same from every boring point of view. / You're a surprise from every angle. / Mon Dieu above, she's gotta love a guy like you.
Victor: [singing] A guy like you gets extra credit / Because it's true you've got a certain some thing more.
Hugo: [spoken] You're aces, kid!
Laverne: [singing] You see that face / You don't forget it.
Victor, Laverne: [singing] Want something new?
Hugo: [singing] That's you.
Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] For sure!
Laverne: [singing] We all have gaped at some Adonis.
Victor: [singing] But then we crave a meal more nourishing to chew.
Hugo: [singing] And since you're shaped like a croissant is...
Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] No question of, she's gotta love a guy like you!

Laverne: Take it from us, Quasi. You've got nothing to worry about.
Hugo: Yeah, you're irresistible!
Victor: [chuckles] Knights-in-shining-armor certainly aren't her type.
Hugo: And those guys are a dime a dozen, but you - you're one of a kind.


The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002) (V)
Laverne: [as she, Hugo, and Victor try to encourage Quasi to see Madellaine] Get out there, sweetie!
Quasimodo: [whispering sqeakily] I-I-I can't! What might I say?
Victor: Open your mouth! Something will come out!
[Quasi stutters squeakily]
Hugo: Nothing came out.

Victor: Go to the circus, make a good impression! Hm, what does one wear to a carnival event?
Quasimodo: Nothing.
Hugo: Daring, ha-ho! Maybe a bit pushy for a first date.
Laverne: Quasi, you can stay in here and hope for a miracle, or you can get out there and make a mircale of your own.
Quasimodo: [looking at his wooden figures he just carved, Quasi thinks to himself, then smiles excitedly] You're right! I'm off to the circus! Oh, but what am I gonna wear?
Hugo: I've got the perfect thing, kid!

Victor: [Hands a rope to Hugo] Hold this.
Victor: [Hugo drops it and a bell falls on the gargoyles, trapping them] What part of "hold this" was too complex?

Zephyr: Yuck!
Quasimodo, Madellaine: Yeah, yuck!
Victor: I'm so happy I could just mildew.

Quasimodo: [singing] Oh, how the stars will sparkle on the water while the troubadours sing tales of true romance...
Victor, Hugo: [both singing] The spirits may rise... with fire in their eyes...
Laverne: While gypsy girls enchant you with a dance! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Laverne: And what's the festival - ?
Victor: Without the bell?
Hugo: Or the bell *ringer*?