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[Telling The Boy the story of "The Continuing Saga of Sod's Law - You Just Can't Win", an idealised but thinly-disguised version of his own life with his wife, "The Princess", who has now left him for a new lover, the owner of the Rover 2000S
] The Boy
: The Princess? Was she there? Hiller
: Yeah. The Boy
: The Princess who smoked French cigarettes and was beautiful when she wasn't looking. Hiller
: We only had one rule. We didn't let anyone in who had a Rover 2000S. 2000 Smegma. The Boy
: Why? Hiller
] Because people with Rover 2000 Smegmas live in four-bedroom fake Georgian houses. They marry St Bernard dogs called Darling. And they have nasty little kids in green jumpsuits who come in through the window on a wire and say "Gosh!" and all that sort of thing. The Boy
: But someone like that, we'd never have let them in. The Princess wouldn't have liked them at all. Hiller
: No she wouldn't.