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Capt. Schaeffer (Character)
from "M*A*S*H" (1972)
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: You shyster! Why did you lie to me, get my hopes up?
Capt. Schaeffer: I figured you'd understand, you're my own kind!
Col. Potter: [Potter whistles for the MP's, they enter] He's all yours, boys.
Capt. Schaeffer: Well, hang in there, Klinger!
[begins to leave with the MP's]
Capt. Schaeffer: I was an MP once, too!
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: I feel like crying.
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