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Capt. Schaeffer (Character)
from "M*A*S*H" (1972)
Capt. Schaeffer: [Klinger and Capt. Schaeffer enter Potter's office, presumably to review Klinger's eligibility for a Section 8 discharge] Well, I expected more officers, a review board?
Col. Potter: Road apples, Private!
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: Captain, Colonel.
Col. Potter: Private, Corporal!
Capt. Schaeffer: Tsk... caught again.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: You're my lawyer!
Col. Potter: Your lawyer's a buck private, and he's no lawyer.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: W-w-wait...!
Col. Potter: Button it, button it!
Capt. Schaeffer: Let him talk.
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