From The Darkest Hour
Russian Flight Attendant
Sir, could you please turn that off? It can interfere with the plane's navigation systems.
Do you really believe that? Because people have been talking outside, you know, the flight attendant social circle of trust, and word is that nobody really believes that.
Excuse my friend. He was dropped on his head as a child.
No. If these were really that bad, the wouldn't let you bring them on the plane, flat out. If you agree with me, don't unfold your arms.