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Graham (Character)
from But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)

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But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
Graham: I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.

Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.

Graham: You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught!
Megan: How'd YOU end up here?
Graham: I got caught.

Mary: Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?
Andre: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.
Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!
Megan: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.
Graham: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.
Megan: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
Graham: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.
Mary: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham: My mother got married in pants.
[group applauds]
Mary: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!
Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary: Hilary?
Hilary: Um, all girl boarding school.
Mary: Sinead.
Sinead: I was born in France.
Mary: Clayton.
Clayton Dunn: My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan: I like balls.
Mary: Why, thank you for that Jan.
[group applauds]
Mary: Joel?
Joel: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.

Graham: What, would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death, or are you running low on batteries?

Graham: [to Megan] I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie aren't you?

Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?
Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.

Megan: I'm stuck on "5, 6, 7, 8, God is good..."
Graham: "God is straight!"
Megan: Hey, that's good.

Megan: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Graham: Well, where else would we go?

Megan: Your parents didn't stay very long.
Graham: Well, I imagine it gets uncomfortable sitting that long with a stick up your ass.

Graham: [after Megan sees Graham and Sinead dancing] Megan, it's not what you think.
Megan: That's why we came here, right? So *you* could be yourself.
Graham: I don't like Sinead that way.
Megan: Which way is that, clothed?
Graham: We weren't doing anything.
Megan: Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything.
Graham: No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that!
Megan: It doesn't matter.
Graham: Why are you freaking out?
Megan: It's none of my bussiness. Do what you want.
Graham: You want me to do what I want?
Megan: I could care less.
Graham: What I *really* want?
Megan: Screw you!-
[Graham kisses Megan]

Megan: [after Graham kisses Megan for the first time] I'm not supposed to like you.
Graham: But?
Megan: I wanna do that again.
[Megan kisses Graham]

Megan: So it sounds stupid to you but I really love it. Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy. It's exhilarating.
Graham: I would love to see you cheer.
Megan: Don't make fun of me!
Graham: No, I'm not. I'm not. Don't you think maybe I'm just jealous that you love something?