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: I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.
: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good. Graham
: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
: You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught! Megan
: How'd YOU end up here? Graham
: I got caught.
: Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre? Andre
: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root. Mary
: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan! Megan
: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything. Graham
: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose. Megan
: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham? Graham
: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting. Mary
: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham. Graham
: My mother got married in pants.
: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph! Dolph
: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team. Mary
: Hilary? Hilary
: Um, all girl boarding school. Mary
: Sinead. Sinead
: I was born in France. Mary
: Clayton. Clayton Dunn
: My mom let me play in her pumps. Jan
: I like balls. Mary
: Why, thank you for that Jan.
: Joel? Joel
: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.
: What, would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death, or are you running low on batteries?
: [to Megan
] I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie aren't you?
: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed. Megan
: Inappropriate? Like swearing? Graham
: No, inappropriate like fucking.
: I'm stuck on "5, 6, 7, 8, God is good..." Graham
: "God is straight!" Megan
: Hey, that's good.
: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar! Graham
: Well, where else would we go?
: Your parents didn't stay very long. Graham
: Well, I imagine it gets uncomfortable sitting that long with a stick up your ass.
: [after Megan sees Graham and Sinead dancing
] Megan, it's not what you think. Megan
: That's why we came here, right? So *you* could be yourself. Graham
: I don't like Sinead that way. Megan
: Which way is that, clothed? Graham
: We weren't doing anything. Megan
: Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything. Graham
: No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that! Megan
: It doesn't matter. Graham
: Why are you freaking out? Megan
: It's none of my bussiness. Do what you want. Graham
: You want me to do what I want? Megan
: I could care less. Graham
: What I *really* want? Megan
: Screw you!-
[Graham kisses Megan
: [after Graham kisses Megan for the first time
] I'm not supposed to like you. Graham
: But? Megan
: I wanna do that again.
[Megan kisses Graham
: So it sounds stupid to you but I really love it. Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy. It's exhilarating. Graham
: I would love to see you cheer. Megan
: Don't make fun of me! Graham
: No, I'm not. I'm not. Don't you think maybe I'm just jealous that you love something?