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: There's no dust in her Dust Buster!
: What if I told you, I have no interest in getting laid right now? Neil
: Interest in getting laid is the human condition!
: All I know is that when I'm not with you I'm a total wreck. Nora
: And when you are with me? Max
: I'm a different kind of total wreck.
: If I choose to be celibate, it's none of your business. Neil
: This isn't celibacy we're talking about, it's fucking necrophilia!
[Nora is going to meet Max's friends for Thanksgiving
: Alright, I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna say 'Hello, my name is Nora and you can all go fuck yourselves, I'm not Janey.' How's that? Max
: Come on, I wanna know how you two met. Nora
: I picked him up in a bar. How's that? Max
: I was drunk, and she was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed, and it was magic, and I keep coming back for more.
: [Drunk and desperately wanting coffee
] How can you be out of coffee?
: [talking at bar
] Do you swim? Max
: What was that? Nora
: I mean are you a swimmer? You're not real muscular but you're strong am I right? Max
: You're drunk.
[grins back at her
: yeah, soon I will be falling all over you.