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: [about a Ouija board
] You gotta ask it a question! Boog
: Will I... ever have a girlfriend? Patti
: No. Lori
: Boog, you gotta ask it a serious question! Like - Ouija board, Ouija board, will The Smiths ever get back together?
: I just want to get laid, that's all. Patti
: Well, Boog, my funkified little friend, my suggestion is either double up on the whackin' off, or turn faggot super-quick 'cause it ain't happening here. Boog
: I tried being queer for a while, but... guys don't like me, either.
: Stevie Nicks? I think I fucked her once.
: I think it'd be actually pretty cool if I died from AIDS or something. Lori
: What? Patti
: Say what? Boog
: Well, that means I would've had sex with someone before I died, you know?