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Father George Hibbert
: [as Ralph shows up for his first Cross Country workout
] We run in Cross Country, Ralph... Run. Ralph Walker
: How in Christ did I ever end up here? Father George Hibbert
: I ask myself that every day.
: [Ralph has been caught gratifying himself with the public pool's water jets, and comes in upset
] What's wrong, 'Doom and Gloom'? Ralph Walker
: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever did? Emma Walker
: What happened? Ralph Walker
] I got caught committing a venal sin in the pool. It was an accident, obviously, a technical oversight by the pool's manufacturer. If you want to blame anyone.
: Claire has clearly decided to put up the Great Wall of China Defense on me. But I'm positive this whole nun thing is basically a way of denying her true feelings... understandably.
: I can't believe I actually told them that I abused myself twenty-two times in the last week. Chester Jones
: Twenty-two times? And I thought I was going to hell.
] Ralph Walker
: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 11 weeks since my last confession.
: Father Hibbert... Father George Hibbert
: What is it Mr. Walker? Ralph Walker
: Producing a miracle is possible? Father George Hibbert
: Like flying to the moon is possible, but it's never going to happen...
: Why don't you try rubbing your knees with sandpaper until they bleed, and then kneeling down in a pan of alcohol to pray. Ralph Walker
: What grit sandpaper?
Father George Hibbert
: All I have to do is hear your confession. Then I can absolve you of your sins, and guess who's pure. Ralph Walker
: Father Hibbert, why didn't I think of that earlier? I could have been sinning all along!
] Father George Hibbert
: I was wondering what your running plans are for the future? Ralph Walker
: Well, what are your coaching plans? Father George Hibbert
: Depends... Ralph Walker
: Well the Olympics are next year, and I suppose I intend to win. Father George Hibbert
: If we're not chasing after miracles, what's the point, huh? Ralph Walker
: I couldn't agree with you more... Emma Walker
: [opens her eyes
] How can you fail a Latin test? Ralph Walker
: I don't have the gift of tongues.