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: And Ficus, bring her flowers for her dress. Ficus
: Bring her flowers? Why, that would be a sin. Betty
: But Ficus, flowers are so romantic. Ficus
: To YOU they are romantic. To a Vegeton a flower is a blood brother. Why, my pinning a flower to a woman's gown would be like you strapping a lamb chop to your dress.
: Are you saying that Princess Libido is exhibiting that condition which you animals refer to as romanic affection at initial visual perception? Adam Quark
: Yes Ficus, love at first sight.
: As a Vegeton I remain cool and crisp even while being crushed by walls.
, Princess Libido
: Beebeebeebeebeebee Ficus
: Is it good for you? Princess Libido
: I think so. Is this what you Vegetons find pleasurable? Ficus
: It would appear so. Princess Libido
: What do we do next? Ficus
: We wait for the bee.
: We'll teach those guys a lesson they'll never forget, right commander? Adam Quark
: Sure Gene. Ficus, have you got a reading on that ship, yet? Ficus
: It would appear they are approximately ten times bigger than we are, have six photon death rays, and a deflector shield which our weapons cannot penetrate. Adam Quark
: Our weapons cannot penetrate? Ficus
: Sir, we couldn't interrupt a small dinner party on that ship. Adam Quark
: Bettys, turn the ship around. Gene
: Commander, but you said we would teach 'em a lesson! Adam Quark
: I think they've learned their lesson.
: When I was young and healthy Princess Carna almost killed me. What will she do to me in this condition? Ficus
: Nothing. By the time we reach Princess Carna you'll be dead.
: Ficus, did you understand anything Palindrome said? Ficus
: I did have my back to the screen and was deeply engrossed in my calculations. Adam Quark
: ah ha. Ficus
: Anything I might say would be purely conjecture. Adam Quark
: Maybe I ought to be sitting down for this. Ficus
: You are sitting down, sir. Adam Quark
: I know that, I'm the commander.
: There are no good or evil plants; There are only plants.
: How could this happen? What's my condition, Ficus? I've got to know! Ficus
: Sir, it would appear you are upset. Adam Quark
: That I know! I want to know why I came out of that hatch ten years older than when I went down. Ficus
: One explanation might be you were down there ten years. Adam Quark
: Ficus, I was down there five hours. Ficus
: That would rule out that theory.
: [after giving Ficus a long passionate kiss
] Ficus, I just kissed you. Didn't you feel anything? Ficus
: Yes. I felt your epidermis upon my own, a slight pressure, a rise in temperature. Princess Libido
: Ficus, you're supposed to feel something... special. Ficus
: Mary me, and I'll give you the gun. Ficus
: If that is what I must do to rescue my commander, I will make such a sacrifice. Princess Libido
: And we will live happily ever after? Ficus
: You will live happily ever after. I will just live.
: I guess this is goodbye. Ficus
: I guess this is goodbye. Adam Quark
: After all these years, I... what can I say? Ficus
: You can say anything you want to say, commander. Adam Quark
: Ficus, I know, I mean... what do I want to say? Ficus
: You're asking me what you want to say? Adam Quark
: Oh, Ficus. Ficus
: Is this a warm moment, commander? Adam Quark
: Is this a warm moment, commander? Ficus
: Good. You like them.
: There are no good or evil plants. There are only plants.
: This is just a thought, but could it be possible that passing through that black hole in any way caused this to happen? Ficus
: I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure. Adam Quark
: What does that mean? Can't you just say yes or no? Ficus
: Yes. Adam Quark
] Yes what? Ficus
: Yes, I can say yes or no.
: You see Ficus, humans sometimes lie in order to protect feelings. Ficus
: That's true commander, but protected feelings are false feelings. Adam Quark
: That's true Ficus, but to humans, false feelings feel good.
: Vanessa, when a tree falls in a forest and no one hears or sees it fall, did the tree in fact fall?
: Why do you say things like that? Out of the blue? Ficus
: Blue? What blue?