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: When you put the address into the Ho-Ho what did you see? Arthur
: [Realising they are in Mexico after seeing a poster saying "El Burrito de Mexico" and seeing everything written in Spanish
] I Saw a list of Trelews, I Just clicked on the first one! Bryony
: Which was not Trelew, England! We're in the Wrong Trelew!
: [At the tractor dealership in Idaho, Arthur is trying to remove a golden reindeer from the 'Leaping Deer Autos' sign
] Bash it with a brick, Arthur! Go on! Arthur
: [Struggling to remove the reindeer on top of the roof
] It just won't... Bryony
: It may just be a wrapping operative, sir, but this contravenes specific mission regulations! Grandsanta
: I'm in charge here, not Billy the Bureaucratic! Arthur
: [Almost removing the reindeer
] It's Stuck! Grandsanta
: [to Bryony
] Elf! Wrap your head! Grandsanta
: [to Arthur
] Come on, Lad, you're as much use as a cheese chopstick! Arthur
: Got it! Oh NO!
: Oh my big old Betty, It will have to do, Pass it down! Bryony
] There isn't enough room to breathe! I've got nine seconds left before I black out! Grandsanta
: One Breath Bryony
: [Seeing the lights in the tractor dealership owner's house switch on
] Sir! Grandsanta
: [to Bryony
] Just One Breath!
: Hurry Up Arthur! Arthur
: But don't we need a whole one to balance the sleigh! Grandsanta
: Oh it won't balance the sleigh! If anything it will only slow us down Arthur
: So why are we taking it? Grandsanta
: It's for Gwen! Eight beautiful reindeer! That is what she is dreaming of, The Jingly bells, the sleigh on the roof... Grandsanta
: [to Bryony
] What now? Bryony
: [She whimpers through the wrapping and opens it
] We have a waker, Sir!
: [Gwen has just received her present, Arthur is now Santa and Bryony speaks over the public address system in Mission Control at the North Pole, using a HO-HO, It is visible on the big screen
] Drop complete! And we have our new Santa!
[Arthur peeps out the window
] North Pole Computer
: [the L.E.D. Display above the Mainframe in Mission Control switches to green and shows 0000000000
] Christmas Accomplished! Mrs. Santa
: [Back up on the S-1! Learning that Arthur is now Santa having successfully delivered Gwen's present
[pulls levers in S-1
] North Pole Computer
: [the Elves start cheering over Arthur, We wish you a Merry Christmas plays over the music system in Mission Control
] Commence Decking Halls! Congratulations Arthur! Peter
: Do you know what I've always liked about Arthur? I think he likes espresso?
: [In Cayo Confites, Cuba, Arthur picks up Gwen's letter that almost got burnt because Bryony accidentally put it in a fire at the beach and realizes the picture is of Santa
] This Picture, This Drawing! It isn't of Dad, or You, or Steve! This is Santa! Ha-Ha! And as long as we can get the bike to Gwen before dawn, then Santa CAME! AND HE CARES! Ha-Ha! Arthur
: [the Reindeer picks up the Slipper, Arthur picks up the bike and starts singing and dancing
] Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to reach Gwen Hines on Christmas Day, Wha-Hey!
[the Boat on the island has been taken away by Arthur and he has written a message in the sand where it used to sit saying "SORRY I BORROWED THIS
: [the next scene where Arthur is rowing Grandsanta & Bryony across the Atlantic Ocean, 3000 miles to Trelew, England
] Jingle Bells! This Boat Smells! Three Thousand miles to go! Grandsanta
: [Arthur, Grandsanta & Bryony are in the middle of the Atlantic
] I've seen this before! Sleigh fever they call it! The Pressure of Christmas sends a man doo-lellied-tap! Santa Claus XVI of 1802! Every child that year got a sausage nailed to a piece of bark! Bryony
: [Arthur labours to row the boat across the ocean, he makes the boat jerk and soaks Bryony & Grandsanta with the oars
] Arthur! Do you really think you can row the Atlantic Ocean in the next Bryony
: [Calculates the time on her HO-HO
] Thirty-seven minutes? Arthur
: [Continues labouring to row across the Atlantic Ocean
] It's not too late yet! We just have to keep going! Grandsanta
: We need a blunt Instrument, knock him out and then regroup Bryony
: [Bryony's HO-HO claims that they are going round in circles
] You do know that we are going round in circles? Grandsanta
: Do you know? We are not the only ones! Maybe I will see Evie again! Arthur
: What do you mean? Grandsanta
: Reindeer are brave, powerful beasts, but they are also dappled creatures with twigs on their heads! They will just keep going in straight lines right around the world. They will be way up in the sky, flying at unimaginable speeds, but they'll pass right over our heads! Arthur
: Great! We CAN get the sleigh back!
: Why are we taking this reindeer? It isn't a real one! It's a fake! Grandsanta
: It is for Gwen! Eight beautiful reindeer! Isn't that what she is dreaming of? The jingly bells, The Sleigh on the roof! Not some kind of spaceship! We are supposed to be giving her the star treatment!
: What is the matter now? Bryony
: [the owner of Leaping Dear Autos investigates what is going on
] We have a waker, Sir!
: [Arthur, Grandsanta & Bryony have just left Idaho with the fake reindeer attached to the sleigh, they are halfway across the Atlantic Ocean
] Christmas 1923, I had a heart attack at the reigns. Left ventricle popped out my mouth, pushed it back down and carried on. Arthur
: [looks over the ledge of the sleigh and sees nothing but water all around
] Big isn't it? The Atlantic! Do you think we should stop and ask someone? Grandsanta
: Fishy nibbles, come on, we are nearly there!
[points to a slow moving streak of light
: You see, I take the north star, there, a fixed point, and I plot my bearings... Bryony
: That's a plane, Sir! Grandsanta
: It's a Co-ordination, Elf, I'll have you harpooned! Arthur
: [looks down and sees something that looks like an island disappearing under rising sea levels
] I thought it would be chillier here in England? Grandsanta
: Globular Warming.
[Sees land ahead and starts heading for it
: Hah! There it is! Told you! Arthur
: [They land in Tanzania, Africa
] Wow! England?
[a huge beetle crawls over Arthur
: Yyaaarrggh! Grandsanta
: Maybe we pullled to the right a bit since we're a reindeer short. France! Bonjour! Ou est la Boulangerie? Arthur
: [Hears an Elephant
] They have elephants in France? Grandsanta
: The odd stray, they breed in the drains. Come this way, everyone!
[They look around and realize they landed up in some animal sanctuary
: Paris zoo? Bryony
: [Lions get agitated and start roaring
] This must be where they keep the lions!
[Lions and other animals start marching towards everyone
: [Arthur, Grandsanta & Bryony have come down from the atmosphere and are gliding towards England
] They're waiting for us! We were on the News! Grandsanta
: Older technology against my 'Evie' Arthur
: I know what! Let's do it with worry! Grandsanta
: Santa mustn't be seen, hey lads! Let's give them military soldiers something to shoot at!
[Grandsanta reaches out and presses a bright red button and the sleigh transforms into a flying saucer look-alike
: [the people at the military base gasp in awe, the sleigh has transformed into a flying saucer and has an alien symbol on it
] Take us to your leader!
: It's Christmas! Arthur
: Christmas is for kids. You grow out of it. Bryony
: What, in the last six minutes?