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[Big Momma finds Ben and Sadie in her bed
] Big Momma
: You two? In my bed? Oh, hell no! Ben
: Hattie Mae, I can explain. Big Momma
: Explain it to the fattier end of my baseball bat.
: I've been waiting on this moment ever since I first laid eyes on you. Malcolm Turner
: Ben, whatever you started in that bed, trust me, you're going to finish alone!
: [as Big Mommma
] Ben, if you wanna get with m-... I mean, you will never get with me understand? And even if i was interested, which I definitely am not! you'd be going about it completely the wrong way. Ben
: Well how am I supposed to go about then? Malcolm Turner
: [as Big Momma
] You don't come in a woman's house and lead with ys sha boing boing!