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: I thought I'd met my soul mate. Mitch
: You met a really hot French girl who needed a green card. Aram Finklestein
: She was just so... Mitch
: Hot! Aram Finklestein
: It wasn't that. Mitch
: Sexy. Aram Finklestein
: It was something else. She needed me. Mitch
: Yes, to get a green card.
: You know, living at your parents' place isn't exactly... grabbing life by the balls, you know?
: I just... Man, I don't see how gettin' beat up by a bunch of chicks every day is gettin' you closer to the meaning of life.
: What do you think about kids? Mitch
: I think about makin' 'em all the time.