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[Yzma and Kronk are trapped in a dark locked room in Pacha's house
: What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle. Yzma
: There is no handle in here. ChiCha
: [holding the door handle
] There's not? Are you sure? Yzma
: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground. Kronk
: Er, don't you mean or? Yzma
: [even more angrily
] Err, tell us where the talking lhama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground. Chaca
: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.
: [waking from a dream
] Dad, look out! ChiCha
: Tipo, what is it? Tipo
: I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death! ChiCha
: It's all right, it's all right. Tipo
: It was awful! ChiCha
: It's okay, Tipo, calm down, it was just a dream. Your dad's fine. He just went back to see the emperor. Tipo
: Oh, you mean like you told him to, 'cause you're always right. ChiCha
: That's right. Chaca
: Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama. Tipo
: Yeah, like that would ever happen. Chaca
: It could! ChiCha
: Nuh-uh! Chaca
: Yeah-hah! Tipo
: Nuh-uh! Chaca
[they keep exchanging "nuh-uh's" and "yeah-hah's" at lightning speed
: Good night, you two. Tipo
: Night, Mom!
[resume bickering as ChiCha blows out the candle
: So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha? Yzma
: Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt. Twice removed. ChiCha
: Uh-huh. Yzma
: Isn't that right, Kronk?
[Kronk is playing jump rope with Chaca and Tipo
: Ninety-nine monkeys jumping on the bed. Kronk
: One fell off and bumped his head.