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Mr. Swan (Character)
from "MADtv" (1995)
Miss Swan: Papa! How can it be you? I thought you were dead. I came to spit on your grave last year!
Mr. Swan: Yeah well I faked it.
Miss Swan: Oh! Just like mama used to fake all those orgasms?
Mr. Swan: You see, that response is exactly why I faked my own death.
Miss Swan: Oh, because you could not pleasure mama?
Mr. Swan: No, because of your smart ass double talking horse puckey! I faked my death to get away from YOU!
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