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: Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled! Jack
: LOWEST! Andie
: Why, were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers? Glenda
: What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!
: [Jack is introducing Andie to the family
] You gotta watch him, he farts like a howitzer. But he's family, what are you gonna do? Uncle Arnold
: Intestinal complication!