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: [Jackson asks him to check his video
] I'm supposed to watch you in bed? You remember all the times I told you you're not my type? Jackson
: Just do it. Oh, and FYI: I'm everyone's type.
: How many fingers am I holding up? Danny
: Four? Coach Finstock
: Say two!
: [Stiles is in Danny's hospital room, rummaging through his bag
] What are you doing? Stiles
: I'm not doing anything, Danny. This is just a dream that you're having. Danny Mahealani
: Why are you going through my stuff? Stiles
: Right, but only in the dream, remember? Dream. Dreaming. Danny Mahealani
: Why would I dream about you going through my stuff? Stiles
: I don't know that, Danny, okay? It's your dream. Take responsibility for it.
: [after Scot knocks him over and sniffs him
] It's Armani. Scott McCall
: What? Danny
: My aftershave. Armani. Scott McCall
: Oh. It's nice.
: I just don't think I can do it. Ethan
: Date me? Danny Mahealani
: Date a werewolf. Ethan
: You knew? Danny Mahealani
: Dude, it's Beacon Hills.
: They're saying it's some type of animal attack, probably a cougar. Jackson
: I heard mountain lion. Lydia Martin
: A cougar is a mountain lion.
: You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy. Danny
: You're a horrible person. Stiles
: I know. It keeps me awake at night.
: If I come back and you're lying dead under a pile of weight, I'm taking the Porsche.
: And why are you talking like he's already dead? Stiles
: He's just missing. Missing and presumed dead because he's probably a virgin, Scott. And you know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? And you know what that means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life. Okay, I need to have sex, like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now! Danny Mahealani
: [At the locker nest to them
] All right, I'll do it. Stiles
: What? Danny Mahealani
: Come to my place at 9:00. Plan to stay the night. I like to cuddle. Stiles
: Oh. That was so sweet. Are you kidding? Danny Mahealani
: Yes, I'm kidding. Stiles
: Okay, you know, you don't toy with a guy's emotions like that, Danny.
Coach Bobby Finstock
: Sweetheart, do you want to tell me which insane asylum you escaped from? Danny Mahealani
: Coach, insane asylum isn't the proper terminology anymore. Coach Bobby Finstock
: Okay. Sweetheart, what nuthouse did you escape from?
: McCall, what are you doing here? Scott McCall
: Just seeing if you're OK. And wondering if anything weird happened to you today... Besides being paralyzed from the neck-down.