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Wilbur J. Cobb (Character)
from "The Ren & Stimpy Show" (1991)
Wilbur J. Cobb: [on the phone, with his chair turned away from Ren and Stimpy] Listen, I own this town! Melted from scratch out of bale wire, and blastin' caps!
Stimpson J. Cat: Ah-h-h-hem!
Wilbur J. Cobb: Later, babe. I got a 12 PM, I can't do lunch.
[Cobb turns around to reveal he's speaking not into a phone, but into a seashell]
Wilbur J. Cobb: Thursday? Yeah, yes, I'll get right under it.
[Cobb sets down the seashell, and a crab craws into his ear]
Wilbur J. Cobb: Well well, girlies, what can ya do for me?
Stimpson J. Cat: Uh, uh, here is the cartoon movie I have brought to show you. I hope you...
Wilbur J. Cobb: Ssssh! The walls have teeth. Us Italians have to stick together, ya know. Now, what is it ya have for me?
[Cobb takes off his glasses, which takes his eyes with them]
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