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: [Ted just broke up with Natalie
] I'm not the one for you? Ted
: I'm sorry. I just thought the mature thing to do... Natalie
: It's my birthday! Ted
: Yes, I know I didn't mean to... Natalie
: It's my birthday, and you're telling me I'm not the one for you? Ted
: It's really not such a big deal. I mean it's the odds. It's like you lost the lottery. Natalie
: Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery? Ted
: No, no, no. I didn't mean that. Natalie
: So what's the problem? Ted
: It's... I can't explain it. Natalie
: Try! Ted
: It's... ineffable. Natalie
: I'm not "F-able"?
: Remember when Natalie said... Natalie
: [in flashback, at the bar
] I got a Krav Maga class in about half an hour. Narrator
: It turns out that Krav Maga is not a form of yoga. It's a form of guerrilla street fighting developed by the Israeli Army.
[Natalie proceeds to beat up Ted