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Charlotte Phelan: Your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date?
Charlotte Phelan: Courage sometimes skips a generation. Thank you for bringing it back to our family.
Charlotte Phelan: Love and hate are two horns on the same goat, Eugenia. And you need a goat.
Charlotte Phelan: Get your raggedy ass off my porch.
Charlotte Phelan: You know Hilly, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you've been eating too much *pie*.