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: Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea. Chelsea
: Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me? Tiffany
: Well... yeah! Chelsea
: And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot. Maddie Fitzpatrick
: Yikes. London Tipton
: Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys. Maddie Fitzpatrick
: Double yikes! Tiffany
: [to London
] Well, at least my daddy's not an innkeeper! London Tipton
] How dare you!
[spills her drink on Tiffany's dress
: Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress? London Tipton
: Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway. Maddie Fitzpatrick
: Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book? Tiffany
: [puts a pie on London's head
] Oops. London Tipton
: I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding?
[Hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie
: Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face.
[Hits Tiffany in the face with a pie
: That better be low-fat! Chelsea
: Well, let's ask London.
[Hits London in the face with a pie
] London Tipton
: [hits Chelsea in the face with another pie
] Oops. Maddie Fitzpatrick
: All right, I'll just be going, then!
: Girls, let's turn to real issues... what do you think of my hair? Maddie Fitzpatrick
: I'm horrified! Mr. Moseby
: I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny. Maddie Fitzpatrick
: Did any of you even read the book? Tiffany
: Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins! Chelsea
: Oooh, he's cute! Tiffany
: I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison for me!