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Old Jewish Man (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)
- "The Simpsons"
- Dark Knight Court (2013) TV episode, Played by Hank Azaria
- Penny-Wiseguys (2012) TV episode, Played by Hank Azaria
- Million Dollar Maybe (2010) TV episode, Played by Hank Azaria
- Thursdays with Abie (2010) TV episode, Played by Hank Azaria
- Treehouse of Horror XIX (2008) TV episode, Played by Hank Azaria
Mayor Quimby: People, take it easy. We're all upset about Mr. Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It is time for decisive action. I have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns' underlings, who with some cajoling, will pass it along to him or at least give him the gist of it.
Quimby's Aide: [Whispers] Sir, a lot of people are stroking guns.
Mayor Quimby: Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns. Therefore I will step aside and open up the floor.
Smithers: [Smithers, unshaven and drunk, stands up]
Smithers: Mr. Burns was the closest thing I ever had to... a friend. But he fired me! And now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central!
Doctor Hibbert: Oh, dear God!
Smithers: Eh, it's not that bad. I never miss Pardon My Zinger.
[Ned wraps a blanket around him]
Groundskeeper Willie: Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school. And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery.
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