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Alabaster Jones (Character)
from "King of the Hill" (1997)
[Hank's pretending to be a pimp]
Hank: I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County, I play it straight up, yo. You get the hell out of my 'hood. She's my ho now.
Oklahoma City Pimp Alabaster Jones: Okay, whatever.
[Pointing to Peggy]
Oklahoma City Pimp Alabaster Jones: What you want for the jasper brunette?
Hank: That is my wife!
Oklahoma City Pimp Alabaster Jones: Man, that's the biggest mistake a pimp could make; marryin' one of his hos.
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