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: What a wild life you live, my friend. Andrew
: Enh. You always have the option of doing what I'm doing, and I don't know that I so much have the option of doing what you're doing. Ben
: Ah, it's easy. You just go to a grocery store, you find someone with long hair that's a girl, start kissing her, one thing leads to another. Then you buy her a ring, you get married, you buy a house. And soon enough you're converting your upstairs office into a potential baby room. Andrew
: Are you fucking serious? Ben
: Not yet, but we're on the path. We've officially removed the goalie, and now we're just doing free kicks.
: That's the tricky thing. It's the difference between this and bungee jumping, is that bungee jumping, you just walk to the edge and jump... Ben
: ...and the whole thing takes care of you... Andrew
: ...and you don't have to have a hard-on to bungee jump.
: I'm going to count to five and we're going to fuckin' *kiss* and we're just going to do it. Alright. Ben
: You ready? Andrew
: You ready? Ben
: Yup! Andrew
: You ready? Ben
: Ready. Andrew
: Ready? Ben
: four, three, two, one. Andrew
: [jumps at Ben. They open-mouth "kiss", but without moving at all; and they hold this for at least ten seconds; then they release and stand back
: [pauses, then sounds happily relieved
] It wasn't that bad! Andrew
] No, it was just... it's weird, I've never kissed stubble before. Ben
: Wasn't that bad! Andrew
: It wasn't *terrible*. Ben
: It wasn't terrible, no, it wasn't terrible. Andrew
: [long pause
] Yeah, that was awful. Ben
: Dude, that was awful.
: Okay... Andrew
: Uhhhhh... Ben
: This is gonna be hard. Andrew
: Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it?