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Officer Billy Pierce (Character)
from "Death Valley" (2011)

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"Death Valley: Pilot (#1.1)" (2011)
Officer Joe Stubeck: [after shooting zombie in the head] Anybody want a Choco Taco?
[camera crew man vomits]
Officer Billy Pierce: Not this guy.

Officer Billy Pierce: [after stabbing vampire pimp with a boom pole] You know what they say about boom poles don't you? You never hear em coming.
[puts on sunglasses CSI Caruso style]

Sofia: [Sofia says something in spanish]
Officer Billy Pierce: I'm sorry, I don't speak VAMPIRE!

Officer Billy Pierce: [In reference to fighting the undead] Do you wanna know why I do it?
Camera crew guy: Do I have to?
Officer Billy Pierce: [shows pornographic picture of two women] I do it for them.
Officer Joe Stubeck: Let me see that! I said I do it for my family!
Officer Billy Pierce: I've had this JPEG so long it's like they're my family. Technically I guess that makes it incest.

Officer Joe Stubeck: Alright everybody hands in the air!
Officer Billy Pierce: [to Sofia] That means you vampire tits.

Gary the John: This isn't what it looks like. I thought she was just a human prostitute.
Officer Billy Pierce: [repeats what the John says in mocking voice] What are we in a cow pasture? Cause I smell bullshit.

Gary the John: This isn't what it looks like. I thought she was just a human prostitute
Officer Billy Pierce: [repeats what the John says in mocking voice] What are we in a cow pasture? Cause I smell bullshit.