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: Your probably wondering why I'm wearing face paint and attacking you with a plastic toy hatchet? Chris
: Oh, is it "Put on Face Paint and Attack Your Best Friend with a Hatchet Day" already? Dan
: That's not till January.
: Okay, let's go. Dan, you are not invited on this camping trip, don't follow. Dan
: Your not the boss of me, lady. I go where I plea- Hey! Is that my car battery? I'LL PUT YOU ON THE LIST! I'LL PUT ALL OF YOU ON THE LIST!
: I don't recognize that guy with, Chris. Mr. Mumbles
: Meow. Dan
: Heh, your right about that, Mr. Mumbles. Whoever he is he sure is dreamy.
: He's not just dreamy, he's got the strength of ten men. And was it just me or were his eyes even more captivating close up? I think he won the fight because I got lost in them.
: No chainsaw? Why doesn't anything ever go right for me? Mr. Mumbles
: Meeeowww. Dan
: Was that sarcasm, Mr. Mumbles?
: Stupid Spider-man.
: Every man I got is up in the tree with a sniper rifle itching to shoot a hole in the first hockey mask they see. Dan
: Heh, maybe not the best time to be dressed as the maniac.
: Well, that was completely unpleasant.
: Dan! Run! Dan
: Oh, thanks! Hadn't thought of that!
: Rainbows are nature's rainbows.
: Do you blog? Dan
: Do I what?
: Tell me a story. Elise
: There was once a little prince who was so very angry... Dan
: Is his name Dan?
: What took you so long? Chris
: Nice to see you too! Dan
: Stupid Wolf-Man, I'll get you! Chris
: There's no such thing as a Wolf-Man, Dan. Dan
: How could you be so naive? Look at the fur, look at the paw prints! Chris
: There's an animal shelter right there. Dan
: Look! Chris
: Those are sneaker prints. Dan
: Exactly! Chris
: Exactly what? Dan
: What wears shoes but also has paws? The Wolf-Man! Chris
: So you're saying that the Wolf-Man's a jogger. Dan
: He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs! Chris
: If he's wearing shoes, what's with the paw prints? Dan
: Obviously, he runs like this! Chris
: He doesn't run like that in the movies. Dan
: This isn't the movies - THIS IS REAL LIFE! STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD - THE WOLF-MAN SCRATCHED MY CAR, AND HE MUST PAY! NEXT MONTH! Chris
: Why next month? Dan
: Next full moon. Don't you watch movies? Chris
: So what are we doing today? Dan
: Nothing! Go home!