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Shira (Character)
from No Strings Attached (2011/I)

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No Strings Attached (2011/I)
Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!

Shira: God, I am single as fuck.

Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
[takes out a CD]
Adam: I also made you this.
[hands it to Emma]
Adam: To help soothe your womb.
Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy: That's so romantic!
Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
Adam: It's a classic.

Shira: You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
Emma: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.
Shira: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
Emma: I can't get laid?
Shira: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?
Emma: [shrugs] No one threw up on me today.
Shira: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!
Emma: Okay.
Shira: Remember, we're sluts!

Shira: [to Emma] Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.

Adam: [to Shira] Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.
Shira: Thank you!
Adam: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've
Shira: [interrupts] What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!
Guy: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.
Adam: Did I?
Guy: You did.
Adam: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
Guy: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.

Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.