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: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
: God, I am single as fuck.
: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days. Shira
: Nice memorization. Did you Google that? Adam
: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
[takes out a CD
: I also made you this.
[hands it to Emma
: To help soothe your womb. Patrice
: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine." Shira
: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"? Emma
: Adam. You made me... a period mix? Guy
: That's so romantic! Patrice
: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"! Adam
: It's a classic.
: You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight? Emma
: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people. Shira
: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid. Emma
: I can't get laid? Shira
: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot? Emma
] No one threw up on me today. Shira
: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts! Emma
: Okay. Shira
: Remember, we're sluts!
: [to Emma
] Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.
: [to Shira
] Listen, I want you to know that I respect you. Shira
: Thank you! Adam
: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've Shira
] What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex! Guy
: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room. Adam
: Did I? Guy
: You did. Adam
: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room? Guy
: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.
: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.