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: Does something smell like pineapple? Shawn Spencer
: Pineapple upside-down cake. Would you like some? Wait, before you answer that, are you a fan of delicious flavor?
: Well, you were wrong about one thing, Shawn. I didn't sleep with you because you were my enemy. I did it because I really thought we had something. Shawn Spencer
: Okay, first of all, a little discretion would be nice, all right? I mean, these... these are my coworkers.
: In that case, maybe we should just date. Lindsay Leikin
: I'm seeing someone. Shawn Spencer
: Well, is it... Lindsay Leikin
: Serious? Yes. Shawn Spencer
: You didn't know I was... Lindsay Leikin
: Yes, I did.
: I'm getting a visual. He printed a batch of about fifty thousand, which should last him a while. Special Agent Lars Ewing
: Five bills a sheet, at least eighty sheets missing from this ream, that sounds about right. Shawn Spencer
: [puts his hand to his head
] Wait. No... I'm getting more. I'm getting a lot more. Like five *hundred* thousand, which would last more than just a while, maybe... maybe a lifetime. Lindsay Leikin
: That's not possible. Shawn Spencer
: It is if you live in one of the Baltic states.
: [Shawn is accusing her of knowing the thief
] This is ridiculous. Shawn Spencer
: Is it? It's not like I'm wearing a giant moose costume.