Lindsay Carlisle Shay
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Lindsay Carlisle Shay (Character)
from "Parks and Recreation" (2009)

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"Parks and Recreation: Eagleton (#3.12)" (2011)
Lindsay Carlisle Shay: Sweetie, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, Pawnee is and always will be a dirty little nightmare from which you will never wake up. It was good seeing you.
Leslie Knope: [to camera] What? I'm not asleep, I'm awake! I'm wide awake, and I got my eyes on you! That's what I would have said if I had thought of it in the moment. What did I say instead?

Lindsay Carlisle Shay: You look like you've been working really hard. You have a lot of fly-aways. Would you like to borrow a mirror, or a self-help book?