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Scott Howard (Character)
from Teen Wolf (1985)

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Teen Wolf (1985)
Harold Howard: I was hoping it would pass you by.
Scott Howard: Well, Dad it didn't pass me by. It landed on my face.

Harold Howard: [upon seeing each other as werewolves] An explanation is probably long overdue.
Scott Howard: An explanation? Jesus Christ, dad! An explanation? Look at me! Look at you.
Harold Howard: It's not as bad as it looks.
Scott Howard: Wait a minute, wait a minute, dad. You mean you knew about this? You knew about this and you didn't tell me?
Harold Howard: I was hoping I wouldn't have to. Sometimes it skips a generation. I was hoping it would pass you by.
Scott Howard: Well, Dad it didn't pass me by. It landed on my face. What the hell am I gonna do?
Harold Howard: [Scott slams his bedroom door behind him] Scott, we really need to talk about this.
Scott Howard: Forget it, dad. I don't want to talk. Go away.

Vice Principal Thorne: Awful far from your side of the building aren't you, Howard?
Scott Howard: No. I mean ye-yes, sir but the halls were wet.
Vice Principal Thorne: Let me see your hands.
Scott Howard: [nervously] Sir?
Vice Principal Thorne: Let me see your hands.
[Scott shows Thorne his hands, he sighs]
Vice Principal Thorne: You wouldn't happen to have a marker on you, would you?

Coach Finstock: Look Scotty, I know what you're going through. Couple years back, a kid came to me much the same way you're coming to me now, saying the same thing that you're saying. He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job. Now these were poor people, these were hungry people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying?
Scott Howard: What happened to the kid?
Coach Finstock: I don't know. He quit. He was a third stringer, I didn't need him.

Scott Howard: Give me a keg of beer... and these.

Scott Howard: Hi. I'd like a keg of beer please?
Old man clerk: [looking at a newspaper] You don't say.
Scott Howard: Yeah. How much is that?
Old man clerk: You little bastards just don't give up, do you? Listen, no I.D. no goddamn beer. Can't you get that through your thick skull?
Scott Howard: [his eyes turn red and his voice changes] Give me, a keg, of beer.
[the clerk steps back in fear and go gets a keg, then Scott turns back to normal holding a thing of licorice]
Scott Howard: And these.

Harold Howard: Listen son. You're going to be able to do a lot of things the other guys aren't.
Scott Howard: Oh yeah, like chase cars, and bite the mailman?

Scott Howard: Listen, Stiles. Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?
Stiles: Why, you looking to catch something?
Scott Howard: No, I'm serious.
Stiles: No... but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shop teacher?
Scott Howard: Yeah?
Stiles: Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner.

[Rehearsing for the school play]
Scott Howard: Sergeant, burn the fields and when you're done with that, burn the house.

Scott Howard: I was with Stiles this afternoon.
Harold Howard: I know.
Scott Howard: You saw?
Harold Howard: Yeah, I saw, unless that was another werewolf doing a handstand on top of Stiles' wolfmobile and making a fool of himself.

Scott Howard: These waves are mine.

Scott Howard: [admiring himself in the mirror] You are an animal! Woo!

Scott Howard: [Scott is at the party and approaches Pam]
[to Pam]
Scott Howard: Are you looking for someone in particular?
Pamela Wells: [to Scott, sarcastically] Not you!
[walks off]
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi: [to Scott drinking a beer] There you go! She said two words to you.

Scott Howard: Styles, I got something to tell you. It's kind of hard, but...
Stiles: Look, are you gonna tell me you're a fag because if you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.
Scott Howard: I'm not a fag. I'm... a werewolf.

Stiles: Do the right thing.
Scott Howard: That's all I wanna do, Stiles. That's all I wanna do.

Stiles: [his car is speeding by] Boof, how the hell are you?
Scott Howard: Say no.
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi: [to Stiles] No!
Stiles: Great talking to you.

Vice Principal Thorne: You may think that you are special here... but let me remind you that I am still the vice principal.
Scott Howard: [In full werewolf mode and wearing sunglasses] Hey, I'm no different than anyone else.


"Teen Wolf: Pack Mentality (#1.3)" (2011)
Stiles: Maybe you caught a rabbit or something.
Scott McCall: And did what?
Stiles: Ate it.
Scott McCall: Raw?
Stiles: No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven.

Scott McCall: Stiles... *I* did that.

Stiles: I don't think Danny likes me very much.
Scott McCall: [Not listening] I ask Allison on a date and now we're hanging out?
Stiles: Am I not attractive to gay guys?
Scott McCall: I made first line and the team captain wants to destroy me. And now, now I'm gonna be late for work.
Stiles: Wait Scott you didn't answer my... Am I not attractive to gay guys? He didn't answer my question.

Scott McCall: Could you at least tell me the truth? Am I gonna hurt someone?
Derek Hale: Yes.
Scott McCall: Could I kill someone?
Derek Hale: Yes.
Scott McCall: *Am* I gonna kill someone?
Derek Hale: Probably

Scott McCall: I just wanna know if I hurt him.
Derek Hale: No you don't. You wanna know if you'll hurt her.

Melissa McCall: Can you please tell your friend to use the front door?
Scott McCall: We lock the front door, he wouldn't be able to get in.
Melissa McCall: Yea exactly. AND, by the way, do either of you care that there's a police enforced curfew?
Scott McCall, Stiles: No.
Melissa McCall: No. Alright then. You know what, that's about enough parenting for me for one night. Goodnight.

Scott McCall: Someone needs to keep watch.
Stiles: How come I'm always the guy keeping watch?
Scott McCall: Because there's only two of us!
Stiles: Well, why is it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time.
Scott McCall: Nobody's Batman and Robin any of the time.
Stiles: Not even some of the time?

Stiles: So you killed her?
Scott McCall: I don't know. I just woke up. And I was sweating like crazy, and I couldn't breathe. I've never had a dream where I woke up like that before.
Stiles: Really? I have. Usually ends a little differently.
Scott McCall: A," I meant I've never had a dream that felt that real, and "B," never give me that much detail about you in bed again.

Stiles: It's gotta be a pack thing. Like an initiation, you do the kill together.
Scott McCall: Because ripping someone's throat out is such a bonding experience?


"Teen Wolf: Omega (#2.1)" (2012)
Allison Argent: You okay?
Scott McCall: [cheerfully] It's just another life-threatening conversation with your dad!

Scott McCall: What are they doing?
Derek Hale: Declaring war.

Jackson: If Lydia's turning, she's not the one that's gonna need help.
Scott McCall: What do you mean?
Jackson: God, you've got it all backwards, McCall. When I was with Lydia you should have seen the scratch marks she left on me. What do you think she's gonna do with a set of real claws?

Scott McCall: [In Allison's room] Do the right-side brakes on your dad's SUV squeak a little bit?
Allison Argent: Yes...
Scott McCall: Then we're dead.

Jackson: If Lydia wants to take a naked hike in the woods, why should I care?
Scott McCall: Because we have a pretty good idea that she might be - you know, turning.
Jackson: Turning?
Scott McCall: Yeah... Turning.
Jackson: Into what?
Stiles: A unicorn. What do you think, dumbass?

Scott McCall: Next time you see a trip-wire? Don't trip it.

Stiles: Hey, you know, maybe they're just here for the funeral. I mean - what if they're the non - hunting side of the family? There could be non - hunting Argents. It's possible, right?
Scott McCall: I know what they are. They're reinforcements.

Scott McCall: She ate the liver?
Stiles: No, I didn't say she ate it. I just said it was missing. And you know what? Even if she did, so what? It's the most nutritious part of the body.
Scott McCall: I never ate anyone's liver!
Stiles: Yeah, right, 'cause when it comes to werewolves, you're a real model of self - control.

Scott McCall: If she's turning, would they actually kill her?
Allison Argent: I don't know. They won't tell me anything. Okay, all they say is, "We'll talk after Kate's funeral, when the others get here."
Stiles: What others?
Allison Argent: I don't know, they won't tell me that yet.
Stiles: Okay, your family's got some serious communication issues to work on.


"Teen Wolf: Heart Monitor (#1.6)" (2011)
Derek Hale: I'm gonna kill both of you! What the hell was that? What are you trying to do? Attract the entire state to the school?
Scott McCall: Sorry, I didn't know it would be that loud.
Stiles: Yeah, it was loud... and it was awesome!
Derek Hale: Shut up.
Stiles: Don't be such a sour wolf.

Stiles: It's Allison. Remember what you told me about the night of the full moon? You were thinking about her, right? About protecting her.
Scott McCall: Okay.
Stiles: Remember the night of the first lacrosse game? You said you could hear her voice out on the field.
Scott McCall: Yeah, I did.
Stiles: Well, so that's what brought you back so you could score. And then after the game in the locker room, you didn't kill her. At least not like how you were trying to kill me. She brings you back, is what I'm saying.
Scott McCall: No, no, no, but it's not always true, because literally every time I'm kissing her or-or touching her...
Stiles: No, that's not the same. When you're doing that, you're just another hormonal teenager thinking about sex, you know? You're thinking about sex right now, aren't you?
Scott McCall: Yeah. Sorry.
Stiles: That's fine. Look, back in the classroom when she was holding your hand, that was different, okay? I don't think she makes you weak. I-I think she actually gives you control. She's kind of like an anchor.
Scott McCall: You mean because I love her.
Stiles: Exactly.
Scott McCall: Did I just say that?
Stiles: Yes, you just said that.
Scott McCall: I love her.
Stiles: That's great. Now, moving on...
Scott McCall: No, no, no, really. I think I'm totally in love with her.
Stiles: And that's beautiful. Now, before you go off and write a sonnet, can we figure this out, please?

Scott McCall: It smells terrible in here anyway.
Scott McCall: [Sarcastic] Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any sense at all.

Stiles: I'll be your Yoda.
Scott McCall: Yeah, you be my Yoda.
Stiles: Your Yoda I will be.
[Proud]
Stiles: I said it backwards!
Scott McCall: Uh yeah, I know.
Stiles: Alright, you know what? I definitely still hate you.

Scott McCall: Isn't this one of the heart rate monitors for the track team?
Stiles: Yeah, I borrowed it.
Scott McCall: Stole it.
Stiles: Temporarily misappropriated. Coach uses it to monitor his heart rate with his phone while he jogs, and you're gonna wear it for the rest of the day.
Scott McCall: Isn't that coach's phone?
Stiles: That, I stole.

Scott McCall: Oh, no. You're getting an idea, aren't you?
Stiles: Yeah.
Scott McCall: Is this idea gonna get me in trouble?
Stiles: Maybe.
Scott McCall: Is this idea gonna cause me physical pain?
Stiles: Yeah, definitely.

Scott McCall: Was that okay? I mean, that was a howl, right?
Stiles: I - yeah, technically.
Scott McCall: Well, what did it sound like to you?
Stiles: Like a cat being choked to death, Scott.


"Teen Wolf: Second Chance at First Line (#1.2)" (2011)
Scott McCall: She's gonna kill me, man!

Lydia Martin: Scott! I just want you to remember one thing for tonight.
Scott McCall: Uh, winning isn't everything?
Lydia Martin: Nobody likes a loser.

Scott McCall: What if Derek catches us?
Stiles: I have a plan for that.
Scott McCall: Which is...
Stiles: I run one way, you run the other, if he catches either of us, too bad.
Scott McCall: I hate that plan!

Scott McCall: I wanna play! I wanna be on the team. I wanna go out with Allison. I want a semi-freaking normal life. Do you get that?
Stiles: I get it. Just try not to worry too much while you're out there, okay? Or get too angry.
Scott McCall: I got it.
Stiles: Or stressed.
Scott McCall: I got it.
Stiles: Don't think about Allison being in the stands. Or that her father's trying to kill you. Or that Derek's trying to kill you. Or the girl he killed. Or that you might kill someone. If a hunter doesn't kill you first- I'm sorry. I'll stop. Good luck.

Lydia Martin: I date the captain of the winning lacrosse team. And if they start the season losing, I date the captain of the losing lacrosse team. I don't date losers.
Scott McCall: Losing one game isn't gonna kill anyone. In fact, it might even save someone.
Lydia Martin: Fine! Don't play. We'll probably win anyway, and we'll go out after like we were planning, and I'll introduce Allison to all the hot players on the team. And Scott McCall can stay home surfing the net for porn.

Stiles: Her dad...
Scott McCall: Shot me...
Stiles: Allison's father?
Scott McCall: With a crossbow.

Stiles: Haven't you ever seen the Wolfman?
Scott McCall: ...No.
Stiles: [sighs] You're so unprepared for this.


"Teen Wolf: Illuminated (#3.16)" (2014)
Stiles: Okay, this one will get you into all of the perimeter doors, this one into the evidence room, and this one's for my father's office.
Scott McCall: You didn't steal these, did you?
Stiles: No. I cloned them using the RFID emulator.
Scott McCall: Isn't that worse than stealing?
Stiles: ...It's smarter.

Stiles: [about Kira] Until we figure out if she's just another psychotic monster that's going to start murdering everybody, I vote against any and all interaction.
Scott McCall: What if she's like me?
Stiles: That girl walked through 1.21 gigawatts of electricity. She's not like you.

Kyle McCall: What were the two of you doing?
Scott McCall: [Both talk at the same time] Eating pizza.
Kira: Eating sushi.
Scott McCall: [Try again, still talk at the same time] Eating sushi.
Kira: Eating pizza.
Scott McCall, Kira: Eating sushi and pizza.
Kyle McCall: You believe this?
Sheriff Stilinski: To be honest, I haven't believed a word Stiles has said since he learned how to speak. But I think these kids found themselves in the right place at the right time and that girl sitting there is very lucky for it.

Kyle McCall: So when did you get there?
Stiles: At the same time.
Kyle McCall: At the same time as who?
Scott McCall: At the same time as me.
Kyle McCall: By coincidence?
Stiles: What do you mean coincidence?
Kyle McCall: That's what I'm asking you. The two of you arrived at the same time. Was that coincidence?
Stiles: Are you asking me?
Scott McCall: I think he's asking me.
Lydia Martin: I think he's asking the both of you.
Kyle McCall: Okay, let me answer the questions. Let me ask the questions. Just so I have this absolutely clear. Barrow was hiding in the chemistry closet at the school. Someone left him a coded message on the blackboard telling him to kill Kira. Then Barrow took Kira to a power substation and tied her up with the intent of electrocuting her, which blacked out the entire town.
Stiles: Sounds about right.
Kyle McCall: How did you know he'd take her to a power station?
Stiles: Well, 'cause he was an electrical engineer. So where else would he take her?
Kyle McCall: That's one hell of a deduction there, Stiles.
Stiles: Yeah, what can I say? I take after my pops. He's in law enforcement.

Kira: You didn't tell him anything, did you? About the pictures?
Scott McCall: Oh, no, I just said that you have some pictures of you on your phone that you didn't want anyone to see.
Kira: What kind of pictures?
Scott McCall: Naked pictures.
Kira: [Slight pause] Oh. Good idea.

Stiles: It just showed up there on my key ring this morning. I asked my dad if he put it there but he said he didn't know anything about it.
Scott McCall: It's just a key, right?
Stiles: Yeah, but it's not mine. And I don't know how it got there or what it's for.
Scott McCall: You want to leave so we can figure it out?
Stiles: Uh...
Caitlin: [Comes up to Stiles, kisses his cheek] Happy Halloween!
Stiles: It can wait.


"Teen Wolf: Lunar Ellipse (#3.12)" (2013)
Scott McCall: Stiles, I'm not smelling your dad's boxers. Socks? Okay, I'll smell the socks.

Jennifer Blake: How did you do that?
Scott McCall: I'm an Alpha now. Whatever you're doing to cause the storm, make it stop, or I'll kill you myself. I don't care what it does to the color of my eyes.
Deucalion: It won't change the color of mine, so allow me.
[Lashes Jennifer's throat]

Deucalion: Kill her now and it's over. Become the Alpha you're meant to be. Become a killer.
Scott McCall: They're not dead yet.
Deucalion: Who's going to save them? Your friends.
Scott McCall: My Pack.

Derek Hale: [to Deucalion] My mother told me you were a man of vision once. We're letting you go because we hope you can be that man again.
Scott McCall: But if you're not, then having your eyesight back won't matter. Because you'll never see us coming.

Stiles: Do you think you can come get us?
Scott McCall: Yeah, of course.
Stiles: Great. Okay. Um, uh, bring a ladder.

Scott McCall: Stiles and I both feel it every day, just like you said we would. And it makes me think about that quote Jennifer used to start our first class. Because when I feel it, yeah, it's like... I'm looking "into the heart of an immense darkness.
Dr. Deaton: So what do you do instead?
Scott McCall: I look for my friends.


"Teen Wolf: The Benefactor (#4.4)" (2014)
Stiles: Okay, Liam. Now, you've seen a lot of confusing things tonight and more confusing things are gonna happen because of the confusing things that happened tonight. Do you understand?
Liam: Not really.
Stiles: Good, that's good.
Scott McCall: ...I don't either.

Stiles: So you bit him.
Scott McCall: Yeah.
Stiles: And you kidnapped him.
Scott McCall: Yeah.
Stiles: And brought him here.
Scott McCall: I panicked.
Stiles: Yup. This isn't going to end with us burying the pieces of his body out in the desert, is it? As a reminder, this is why I always come up with the plans. Your plans suck.

Scott McCall: Liam, what happened to you, what I did to you, which I had to do in order to save you... It's going to change you.
Stiles: Unless it kills you. I shouldn't have said that. Uh... Uh-Oh... is he crying?
Scott McCall: Liam, it's okay. You're going to be all right. You're not going to die.
[Liam keeps crying]
Stiles: Probably not.
Scott McCall: Stop it!
Stiles: Okay, possibly not.

Scott McCall: Can you just listen for one second. Please? Liam...
[pause]
Scott McCall: We're brothers now.
Liam: [Makes a face] What?
Stiles: Oh, God. That's...
Liam: What are you talking about? We just met and you bit me.
Scott McCall: [Tries again] The bite... The bite is a gift.
Stiles: Scott, stop. Please stop.

Scott McCall: We're going to use the boathouse for Liam. It's got support beams. We can chain him to one of them.
Kira: But how do we get him out to the lake house if he doesn't trust us?
Stiles: I say if it keeps him from murdering someone we chloroform the little bastard and throw him in the lake.
Malia: I'm in.

Kira: I wish they still played slow songs at parties. At my old school we used to at least have a few.
Scott McCall: Why do you like the slow ones?
Kira: I was always better at slow dancing.
Scott McCall: [Starts playing a song on his phone] Come here.
Kira: [Gestures to Liam] What about him?
Scott McCall: He can dance with me next time.


"Teen Wolf: Anchors (#3.13)" (2014)
Stiles: Hi puppy. Get rid of it.
Scott McCall: Me?
Stiles: Yes you. Glow your eyes at it. Something. Be the Alpha.

Lydia Martin: Well, well, look who's no longer the crazy one.
Allison Argent: We are not crazy.
Lydia Martin: Hallucinating, sleepy paralysis, yeah, you guys are fine.
Scott McCall: We did die and come back to life. That's gotta have some side effects, right?
Stiles: We keep an eye on each other. Okay? And Lydia, stop enjoying this so much.

Isaac Lahey: Do you hate me?
Scott McCall: No, of course not.
Isaac Lahey: Do you want to hit me?
Scott McCall: No.
Isaac Lahey: I think you should hit me.
Scott McCall: I don't want to hit you.
Isaac Lahey: Are you sure?
Scott McCall: Why would I want to hit you?
[Regarding Allison]
Scott McCall: You didn't do anything, did you?
Isaac Lahey: No. I mean, um
[Stammers]
Isaac Lahey: What do you mean?
Scott McCall: I mean like you didn't kiss her or anything, right?
Isaac Lahey: No! Absolutely not. No.
Scott McCall: Did you want to?
Isaac Lahey: Oh, yeah. Totally.
[Scott throws him against the wall]

Scott McCall: Okay, so what happens to a person who has a near-death experience and comes out of it seeing things?
Stiles: And is unable to tell what's real or not?
Allison Argent: And is being haunted by demonic visions of dead relatives?
Isaac Lahey: They're all locked up because they're insane.

Stiles: [Explaining sleep paralysis] It happens because during REM sleep your body is basically paralyzed. It's called muscle atonia. That way if you start dreaming about running, you don't actually start running in your bed.
Scott McCall: That makes sense.
Stiles: But sometimes your mind can wake up before your body does. So for this split second, you're actually aware that your body is paralyzed. And that's the terrifying part. It turns your dream into a nightmare. You can feel like you're falling, like you're being strangled, or, in my case, like you're at the center of a grove of magical trees where human sacrifices took place.

Stiles: You know, if my dad's right, that means there's another werewolf in town that we haven't met yet.
Scott McCall: I know.
Stiles: If it turns out to be something like triplets that form into, like, a three-headed hound of hell, I'm seriously not up for that.


"Teen Wolf: Wolf Moon (#1.1)" (2011)
Jackson: Where are you getting your juice?
Scott McCall: [Confused] My mom does all the grocery shopping.

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott McCall: A dead body?
Stiles: No, a body of water. Yes, dumb ass, a dead body.

Scott McCall: You know what actually worries me the most?
Stiles: If you say Allison, I'm gonna punch you in the head.

Stiles: It's a specific kind of infection.
Scott McCall: Are you serious?
Stiles: Yeah. I think it's called lycanthropy.
Scott McCall: What's that? Is it bad?... There could be something seriously wrong with me!
Stiles: I know, you're a werewolf! Rwrrr!

Stiles: I mean, this is seriously going to be the best thing that's happened to this town since-
[Lydia walks by]
Stiles: since the birth of Lydia Martin. Hey Lydia! You look- like you're gonna ignore me.
[to Scott]
Stiles: You're the cause of this, you know, dragging me down to your nerd depths.
Scott McCall: Uh-huh.
Stiles: I'm a nerd by association. I've been scarlet nerd-ed by you.

Jackson Whittemore: Alright little man, how about you tell me where you're getting your juice?
Scott McCall: What?
Jackson Whittemore: Where are you getting your juice?
Scott McCall: My mom does all the grocery shopping.
Jackson Whittemore: Now listen, McCall, you're going to tell me exactly what it is and who you're buying it from because there's no way in hell you're out there eon the field kicking ass like that without some sort of chemical boost.
Scott McCall: Oh, you mean steroids! Are you on steroids?
Jackson Whittemore: What the hell is going on with you, McCall?
Scott McCall: What's going on with me?
[Jackson nods]
Scott McCall: You really wanna know? Well so would I because I can see, hear, and smell things I shouldn't be able to see, hear and smell! I do things that should be impossible. I'm sleepwalking three miles into the middle of the woods and I'm pretty much convinced that I'm totally out of my freaking mind!
Jackson Whittemore: You think you're funny, don't you McCall? I know you're hiding something. I'm going to find out what it is. I don't care how long it takes.


"Teen Wolf: Master Plan (#2.12)" (2012)
Allison Argent: There's no such thing as fate.
Scott McCall: There's no such thing as werewolves.

Isaac Lahey: [about Peter Hale] Who is he?
Scott McCall: That's Peter. Derek's uncle. Little while back, he tried to kill us all. So we set him on fire and Derek slashed his throat.
Peter Hale: Hi.
Isaac Lahey: It's good to know.

Peter Hale: I'm gonna go with Scott on this one. I mean, have you seen his mom? She's gorgeous!
Derek Hale, Scott McCall: Shut up!

Mr. Argent: We don't have much in common, Scott. But at the moment, we have a common enemy.
Scott McCall: That's why I'm trying to get him out of here.
Mr. Argent: I didn't mean Jackson.

Isaac Lahey: [about Stiles] You gonna find him by scent?
Scott McCall: We both are.
Isaac Lahey: How come you get his shirt and I get his shoe?


"Teen Wolf: Ice Pick (#2.3)" (2012)
Stiles: Alright, I'm with ya. And I also gotta say that this new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you.
Scott McCall: [smiles, pushes him] Shut up.
Stiles: No seriously. Do you wanna just try makin' out for a sec? Just to see how it feels?

Scott McCall: [about the creature they saw] It had a tail. I don't have a tail.
Allison Argent: Maybe you just haven't grown it yet.
Scott McCall: I'm not growing a tail. Ever.

Allison Argent: Since you never skated before, maybe I should give you a few pointers?
Scott McCall: Allison. Not that this is news to you or anything, but you remember the werewolf thing? Super speed, strength and reflexes.
Allison Argent: So a little ice skating should be no problem.
Scott McCall: Yeah. See? It's no problem -
[Falls]
Scott McCall: ugh! Maybe.

Allison Argent: She's with Derek now, isn't she? Like Isaac. You can't get caught in the middle of this. Don't you feel what's happening? My grandfather coming here, Derek turning Erica and Isaac, it's - It's like battle lines are being drawn.
Scott McCall: I know.
Allison Argent: There's always crossfire.
Scott McCall: What am I supposed to do? I can't just stand by. I can't pretend to be normal.
Allison Argent: I don't want you to be normal. I want you to be alive.

Scott McCall: Whatever you want there's other ways to get it.
Boyd: I just wanna not eat lunch alone every day.
Scott McCall: If you're looking for friends, you can do a lot better than Derek.
Derek Hale: That really hurts, Scott.


"Teen Wolf: Abomination (#2.4)" (2012)
Scott McCall: He thinks the Argents have a book of creatures they've encountered.
Stiles: Oh, so like a bestiary.
Scott McCall: A what?
Stiles: A bestiary.
Scott McCall: I think you mean bestiality.
Stiles: No. I'm pretty sure I don't.

Scott McCall: How do you know all this, actually how do you know anything?
Dr. Deaton: That's a longer story. What I can tell you is that I know about your kind. I can help.

Scott McCall: Nobody trusts anyone; that's the problem. While we're here arguing about who's on what side there's something scarier, stronger and faster than any of us and its killing people."

Scott McCall: [about the person who was killed by the snake creature] Well, do you know what did it?
Dr. Deaton: No. But the Argents will. And this is the crucial part, they'll have a record or book. It'll have descriptions, histories, notations, of all the things that they've discovered.
Scott McCall: All the things? How many different things are there?

Stiles: You were right. It's not like you. I mean, its eyes were almost like, reptilian. But there was something about them.
Scott McCall: What do you mean?
Stiles: You know when you see, like, a friend in a Halloween mask, but all you can actually see are their eyes and you feel like you know 'em but you just can't figure out who it is?
Scott McCall: Are you saying you know who it is?
Stiles: No, but I think it knew me.


"Teen Wolf: Muted (#4.3)" (2014)
Liam: I came here to play lacrosse. The team could use a few good players, right?
Stiles: No. No, we don't need any more good players.
Scott McCall: Actually, we could sort of use a couple.
Stiles: [Suspicious] Have you always been this good. Or did it suddenly happen just once over night?
[Gets looks from Liam and Scott]
Stiles: Have you ever been out in the middle of the woods during the night of a full mo...
Scott McCall: Stiles!
Liam: Look, I learned from my stepfather, all right? He made team captain when he was a sophomore. Like you. And yeah... I guess I'm just that good.
[Leaves]
Scott McCall: He wasn't lying that time.

Kira: An axe murderer?
Stiles: A family murdering axe murderer.
Scott McCall: I already heard about it.
Stiles: Wait. What? You did? How?
Scott McCall: My mom called me. She knew we'd see it on the news.
Stiles: Perfect. Let's go.
Scott McCall: Whoa, whoa. We've got Econ in five minutes.
Stiles: All right. Did you forget the part about the family murdering axe murderer?
Scott McCall: Did you forget that your dad's the sheriff? They want us to stay out of it.
Stiles: Are you guys kidding me? There's a family murdering axe murderer and we're not going to do anything about it?
Kira: Maybe we should just let the adults handle it?
Stiles: So two of you, you just want to stay here, school, go to class? Never heard anything so irresponsible in my life.

Stiles: Did you tell Argent?
Scott McCall: I texted him but he didn't get back to me.
Stiles: You told him his sister came back from the dead by a text?
Scott McCall: ...I didn't have the money to call France.

Stiles: He's inhuman. What is he, like a were-cheetah? Does that even exist? Is that even a thing?
Scott McCall: He's just that good.
Stiles: No one's that good. No one human. I'm gonna puke. Take me somewhere.

Stiles: Scott, if you had used any wolf power, that kid wouldn't be limping. He'd be crawling back to the other half of his body.
Scott McCall: If I hadn't been so worried about being captain, he wouldn't be hurt either.
Stiles: It's okay to want something for yourself once in a while - team captain, alpha werewolf. You're still only human.


"Teen Wolf: Night School (#1.7)" (2011)
Scott McCall: What do we do?
Stiles: We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. You seriously think about quitting your job.

Stiles: We need to get somewhere with no windows!
Scott McCall: Every single room in this building has windows.
Stiles: Somewhere with less widows!

Scott McCall: No, Derek's not dead. He can't be dead.
Stiles: Blood spurted out of his mouth, okay? That doesn't exactly qualify as a minor injury. He's dead, and we're next.

Stiles: [about the Alpha] God, what is he doing? What does he want?
Scott McCall: Me. Derek says it's stronger with a pack.
Stiles: Oh, great. A psychotic werewolf who's into teen work. That's - that's beautiful.

Stiles: All right, we have to do something.
Scott McCall: Like what?
Stiles: I don't know. Kill it, hurt it, inflict mental anguish on it. Something.


"Teen Wolf: Formality (#1.11)" (2011)
Stiles: You know, you probably lost it when you two were fighting. You remember that, when he was trying to kill you, after you interrupted him trying to kill Jackson? Are you starting to see a pattern of violent behavior here?
Scott McCall: He wasn't going to kill anyone. And I'm not letting him die.
Stiles: Could you at least think about letting him die? For me?

Scott McCall: You're her friend, too. You are. All that time you spent with her to get to me, you can't tell me that you didn't get to know her, and like her. It's Allison. It's impossible not to like her. You can't tell me that you don't care if she gets hurt.
Jackson: What if I get hurt?
Scott McCall: Then it's worth it.
Jackson: Not to me.

Scott McCall: I can't do this alone. We have to find Derek.
Stiles: Well, "A", you're not alone. You have me. And "B", didn't you say Derek walked into gunfire? He sounds pretty dead.

Coach Bobby Finstock: Mccall, you're failing my class and two others. They told me to cut you from the team. I told them I'd sooner cut off my last remaining testicle than cut my best player.
Scott McCall: So the compromise is I can't go to the dance?
Coach Bobby Finstock: Yeah.
Scott McCall: Then I quit the team.
Coach Bobby Finstock: No, you don't. And if you show up at the dance. And I see you there - I'm gonna drag you out by your teeth.

Scott McCall: [about the dance] I'm still going.
Stiles: Is that such a good idea? Do you even have a date?
Scott McCall: Not yet.
Stiles: Do you have a suit?
Scott McCall: Not yet.
Stiles: Do you have a ticket to the formal? A ride there?
Scott McCall: No. And no.
Stiles: So you're gonna ride your bike to a dance that you're not even allowed to go to without a date, a suit, or a way in with werewolves and werewolf hunters all out to kick your little werewolf ass.
Scott McCall: Yeah. You gonna help me?
Stiles: Hell, yeah.


"Teen Wolf: Restraint (#2.7)" (2012)
Scott McCall: What did you tell her?
Allison Argent: That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Stiles: I *am* part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Allison Argent: O-oh. Great.

Melissa McCall: It's not just this. Although a restraining order is a new low that I didn't think that you would reach quite this soon. It's everything on top of it. The completely bizarre behavior. The late nights coming home. Having to beg Mr. Harris for you to make up that chemistry test that you missed.
Scott McCall: I missed a chemistry test?
Melissa McCall: Really, Scott? Really?

Stiles: [Discussing who could be controlling the Kanima] Hey. What if it's Matt? I mean, this whole thing comes back to the video, right?
Scott McCall: Danny said that Matt was the one who found the two hours of footage missing.
Stiles: Exactly! He's trying to throw suspicion off himself.
Scott McCall: So he makes Jackson kill Isaac's dad, one of Argent's hunters, and the mechanic working on your jeep?
Stiles: Yes!
Scott McCall: Why?
Stiles: Because... He's evil.
Scott McCall: You just don't like him.
Stiles: The guy - Bugs me. I don't know what it is. Just look at his face.

Scott McCall: [Reading] The bond between master and servant grew stronger until the will of the master became that of the Kanima's and whomever the priest deemed unworthy the Kanima served his vengeance. The Kanima is a mutation of the werewolf gene that cannot fully transform until it resolves that is in its past which manifest it.
Stiles: Okay if that means that Jackson could use a few thousand hours of therapy, I could have told you that myself.

Melissa McCall: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Scott McCall: What about work?
Melissa McCall: Fine. Other than work. And no TV.
Scott McCall: My TV's broken.
Melissa McCall: Then no computer.
Scott McCall: I need the computer for school.
Melissa McCall: Then no... uh...
[Glances at Stiles]
Melissa McCall: No Stiles.
Stiles: What? No Stiles?
Melissa McCall: NO STILES!


"Teen Wolf: Frenemy (#2.6)" (2012)
Danny: McCall, what are you doing here?
Scott McCall: Just seeing if you're OK. And wondering if anything weird happened to you today... Besides being paralyzed from the neck-down.

Scott McCall: Dude, everyone here's a dude! I think we're in a gay club!
Stiles: [Surrounded by drag queens] Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses...

Allison Argent: Why wouldn't I want anything that lets me be with you? Not just until the end of high school...
Scott McCall: Well, then you'd better not get into too good of a college. My grades suck.

Stiles: All right, any clue where he's going?
Scott McCall: To kill someone.
Stiles: Ah. That explains the claws, and the fangs, and all that. Good. Makes perfect sense now What? Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.

Stiles: I've got an idea
Scott McCall: Does it involve breaking the law?
Stiles: By now don't you think that's a given?
Scott McCall: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Stiles: Don't bother.


"Teen Wolf: Co-Captain (#1.10)" (2011)
Derek Hale: [to Jackson] Wouldn't there be someone here trying to save you? There's no one here! There's a reason. No one cares that you drive an expensive car. No one cares that you have perfect hair, and no one cares that you're captain of the lacrosse team!
Scott McCall: Excuse me! Co-Captain.

Peter Hale: I think you're getting the wrong impression of us. We really just want to help you reach your full potential.
Scott McCall: By killing my friends.
Peter Hale: Sometimes the people closest to you- can be the ones holding you back the most.
Scott McCall: If they're holding me back from becoming a psychotic nut job like you, I'm okay with that.

Scott McCall: [about becoming a werewolf] Just trust me. All it does is make things worse.
Jackson: Oh, yeah, really? You can hear anything you want and run faster than humanly possible. Sounds like a real hardship, McCall.
Scott McCall: Yeah, I can run really fast now - Except half the time, I'm running away from people trying to kill me! And I can hear things like - like my girlfriend telling people that she doesn't trust me anymore right before breaking up with me. I'm not lying to you! It - ruins your life.
Jackson: It ruined *your* life. You had all the power in the world, and you didn't know what to do with it. You know what it's actually like? It's like you turned 16 and someone bought you a Porsche when they should have started you out with a nice little Honda. Me? I drive a Porsche.

Peter Hale: You need to understand how much more powerful we are together - You and me and Derek. Did you know that some of the most successful military operations during the second world war were the German U - boat attacks? Do you know what they called them? Wolf packs. Did you know that? Or are you failing history as well?
Scott McCall: I know the Germans lost the war.


"Teen Wolf: The Dark Moon (#4.1)" (2014)
Braeden: So, how come you didn't kiss her?
Scott McCall: What?
Braeden: How come you didn't kiss your girlfriend?
Scott McCall: You mean, Kira?
Braeden: Whatever her name is.
Scott McCall: Well, she's not really, uh... I mean, we've never actually... She's not my girlfriend.
Braeden: So if you die down here, are you gonna regret not kissing her?
[Gives Scott a look]
Braeden: You should've kissed your girlfriend.

Stiles: Ok, so how long has it been?
Scott McCall: Weeks. He hasn't gotten back to any of my texts.
Stiles: Has Derek ever returned your texts?
Scott McCall: Once. Definitely once.

Stiles: Kate was the one who set the fire that killed most of Derek's family.
Scott McCall: Some of them survived, like Cora, and Peter.
Stiles: A very angry Peter.

Scott McCall: [about Kate] If you were paid enough, would you kill her?
Braeden: If the money was good, I'd kill you.


"Teen Wolf: Magic Bullet (#1.4)" (2011)
Scott McCall: So, I guess I'll see you later?
Argent: At school.

Stiles: [about Derek] And by the way, he's starting to smell.
Scott McCall: Like, like what?
Stiles: Like *death*.

Scott McCall: How am I supposed to find one bullet? They have a million. This house is like the frickin' Wal-Mart of guns!
Derek Hale: Look, if you don't find it, then I'm dead, all right?
Scott McCall: I'm starting to think that wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Allison Argent: I'm so incredibly sorry.
Scott McCall: For what?
Allison Argent: For that being the worst, most horribly awkward dinner ever in the history of horribly awkward dinners.
Scott McCall: No. Uh, it wasn't the worst. There was this one dinner where my parents told me they were getting a divorce. This comes in at a close second.


"Teen Wolf: Letharia Vulpina (#3.19)" (2014)
Allison Argent: Did Stiles really do this?
Scott McCall: Whatever's controlling him did it. Whatever's inside him.
Allison Argent: Then how do we get whatever's inside him the hell out of him?
Scott McCall: I'm working on it.

Aiden: No Stiles. No demonic Ninjas.
Ethan: Things are getting too quiet around here.
Scott McCall: Yeah, I know. It's making me nervous too.

Coach Bobby Finstock: Congratulations, Stilinski. You found a length of chain. Can somebody now please tell me what the hell is going on?
Scott McCall: [Sees the coach step on a trip wire] Hey, Coach.
Coach Bobby Finstock: [Gets hit with an arrow] Oh, crap!

Kira: In all of the stories, kitsune are tricksters. They're mischievous. They don't really get caught up in right or wrong or even understand it.
Scott McCall: What's that mean? It's just doing this for the hell of it?
Kira: No, there was something else I found. If you somehow offend a nogitsune, it can react pretty badly.
Scott McCall: How do you offend a nogitsune?
Kira: I don't know. But if it's doing something this bad, then someone really, really offended it.


"Teen Wolf: Party Guessed (#2.9)" (2012)
Stiles: Are you going to apologize to Allison or what?
Scott McCall: Why should I apologize?
Stiles: Because you're the guy. It's like what we do.
Scott McCall: I haven't done anything wrong...
Stiles: Then you should definitely apologize. See, whenever a guy thinks he hasn't done anything wrong, it means he's definitely done something wrong.

Stiles: Something's got to go right here. I mean, we're getting our asses royally kicked, if you haven't noticed. People are dying. I got my dad fired. You're gonna be held back in school. I'm in love with a nutjob... If on top of all that, I gotta watch you lose Allison to a stalker like Matt, I'm gonna stab myself in the face!
Scott McCall: [Sees Jackson] Don't stab yourself in the face.

Scott McCall: Stiles, look at me. Drink the water. Stiles, drink it. Something's happening, and I need you to sober up right now. Come on, Stiles.
Danielle: What do you think you are doing? You want to sober him up fast, that's not the way to do it.
Scott McCall: You can do better?
Danielle: I can do best, boy. Whoo!
[Dunks him in the pool]
Danielle: How do you feel?
Stiles: Like I might have to revisit my policy on hitting a girl.
Danielle: He's sober.

Allison Argent: [about Lydia] We've completely ignored her for the past two weeks.
Scott McCall: She's completely ignored Stiles the past 10 years.
Stiles: I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar.


"Teen Wolf: Frayed (#3.5)" (2013)
Stiles: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.
Scott McCall: We had to. There's safety in numbers.
Stiles: Well, there's also death in numbers, okay? It's called a massacre - or bloodbath, carnage, slaughter, butchery...

Allison Argent: [Scott is holding up an arrow] How do you know it's not from the archery team?
Scott McCall: We don't have an archery team.
Allison Argent: Oh.
Scott McCall: And, even if we did, they probably wouldn't be using military grade armor-piercing titanium arrowheads. I looked it up.

Scott McCall: Why is the default plan always murder? Just once can someone try to come up with something that doesn't involve killing everyone?
Peter Hale: You never get tired of being so blandly moral, do you?

Scott McCall: [Doing PSAT prep] What's the word?
Stiles: "Anachronism."
Scott McCall: Something that exists out of its normal time.
Stiles: Nice. Okay, next word..."incongruous."
Scott McCall: Um, can you use it in a sentence?
Stiles: Yes. Yes, I can. It's completely incongruous that we're sitting on a bus right now, on our way to some stupid cross-country meet after what just happened...


"Teen Wolf: The Girl Who Knew Too Much (#3.9)" (2013)
Ethan: Why are you even talking to me? I helped kill your friend. How do you know I'm not gonna kill another one?
Stiles: Is he looking at me? Are you threatening me? You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to break off an extra large branch of Mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe, and shove it up your freaking...
Scott McCall: Whoa, Stiles, okay. We get it.

Scott McCall: The druids are emissaries, right? So what if the Darach was an emissary to the alphas?
Stiles: Okay, first of all, I cannot believe that we've gotten to the point where a sentence like "what if the Darach was an emissary to the alphas?" Actually makes sense to me.

Scott McCall: I thought you were going home.
Lydia Martin: I can't. I don't know why I am the one that keeps finding the bodies, but maybe if I just stopped trying to fight it, I'd find them before it happens, maybe with enough time for someone like you to do something about it.
Scott McCall: You get me the time, and I'll do something about it. I swear to God, I will.

Lydia Martin: It's the same thing. Same thing as the pool. I got into the car heading somewhere totally different, and ended up here. And you told me to call you if there's a dead body.
Stiles: You found a dead body?
Lydia Martin: Not yet.
Stiles: Not yet? What do you mean not yet? Lydia, you're supposed to call us after you find the dead body.
Lydia Martin: Oh no, I'm not doing that again. You find the dead body from now on.
Stiles: How are we supposed to find the dead body? You're always the one finding the dead body.
Scott McCall: Guys. I found the dead body.


"Teen Wolf: Venomous (#2.5)" (2012)
Scott McCall: How do we know it's not her?
Stiles: Because I looked into the eyes of that thing, OK? And what I saw was pure evil. When I look into Lydia's eyes, I only see 50 percent evil. Alright, maybe 60. But no more than 40 on a good day!

Coach Finstock: You know there are certain responsibilities to being the captain of the lacrosse team...
Scott McCall: Co-captain.
Coach Finstock: OK, partial responsibilities.

Coach Finstock: Why don't you tell your buddy, Danny, to take care of his equipment. Or I'm gonna make you take care of his equipment for him! And do you really want to be taking care of Danny's equipment all the time?
Scott McCall: That depends. Are we still talking about lacrosse pads?

Scott McCall: Lydia's different!
Derek Hale: I know. At night, she turns into a homicidal, walking snake.


"Teen Wolf: Lunatic (#1.8)" (2011)
Scott McCall: I looked at her, and it was like someone hit me in the ribs with a hammer.
Stiles: Yeah it's called heartbreak. About two billion songs written about it.

Stiles: [Drunk] Dude, y'know, she's just one, one girl out of so many. There's so many other girls in the sea.
Scott McCall: Fish in the sea.
Stiles: Fish? Why are you talking about fish? I'm talking about girls. I love girls, I love them. I love- Especially ones with strawberry-blonde hair, green eyes, five-foot-three...
Scott McCall: Like Lydia?
Stiles: Yeah, exactly! Hey, how did you know I was talking about?

Stiles: In a general, broad sense, can you determine sexual desire?
Scott McCall: From Lydia to you.
Stiles: Fine, yes, from Lydia to me! Look, I need to know if I have a chance with this girl; I've been obsessing over her since third-freaking-grade.
Scott McCall: Why don't you just ask her?
Stiles: To save myself utterly crushing humiliation, thank you, Scott. Okay, so can you just go up and ask her if she likes me? See if her heartbeat rises or pheromones comes out.
Scott McCall: FINE.
Stiles: I love you, I love you! You're my best friend in the whole world!

Coach Bobby Finstock: All right, geniuses, listen up. Due to the recent pink eye epidemic - Thank you, Greenberg - the following people have made first line on a probationary basis, emphasis on the word "probationary." Rodriguez. Welcome to first line. Taylor, and, uh - Oh, for the love of crap. I can't even read my own writing. What is that, an "s"? No, no, that's not an "s." That's a - that's a - That's a "b." It's definitely a "b." Uh, Rodriguez, Taylor, and, uh - Bilinski.
Stiles: [Cheers] Whooo!
Coach Bobby Finstock: Bilinski!
Stiles: Yes?
Coach Bobby Finstock: Shut up!
Scott McCall: Stiles.
Stiles: It's Biles. Call me Biles, or I swear to God I'll kill you.


"Teen Wolf: Galvanize (#3.15)" (2014)
Stiles: You're an alpha, okay? You are the apex predator. Everyone wants you, you're like the hot girl that every guy wants.
Scott McCall: I'm a hot girl?
Stiles: You are the hottest girl.
Scott McCall: ...I'm a hot girl!
Isaac Lahey: Yes, you are.

Kira: Scott, what happened to your wasabi?
Scott McCall: [Choking and coughing] I thought it was guacamole.

Scott McCall: It's the middle of the night.
Stiles: Which means it's after midnight and officially Mischief Night/Day, and, by perfectly awesome coincidence, it's also happens to be Coach's birthday. So if you are not down here in five seconds, I will destroy you. Okay? And I mean five, four, three, two...
Scott McCall: [Scott appears] One
Stiles: ...I hate you.

Noshiko Yukimura: So, Scott, I'm sure that as a native Californian, you've eaten at some pretty impressive Japanese sushi restaurants. But I have to tell you that my husband is a superb chef.
Mr. Yukimura: Okay, we have hamachi, uni, ikura, and hirame.
Noshiko Yukimura: You've never eaten sushi before, have you?
Scott McCall: Is it all raw?
Mr. Yukimura: Not the rice.


"Teen Wolf: I.E.D. (#4.5)" (2014)
Scott McCall: Brett, I know you guys feel like you owe Liam some payback for what he did but could you just hold off for one night? Trust me. One night.
Brett Talbot: Yeah, I can do that.
Scott McCall: Really?
Brett Talbot: [Scoff] No.

Scott McCall: I think Kira's right. I think we should stop the game.
Kira: I'm not afraid.
Scott McCall: Neither am I.
Stiles Stilinski: Well, I'm terrified. And I'm not even on the list.

Scott McCall: Deaton said that the Nemeton would draw supernatural creatures here.
Sheriff Stilinski: Here being Beacon Hills? Or Beacon County? The population of Beacon Hills is just under 30,000.
Stiles Stilinski: And dropping.

Kira: Maybe instead of trying to find a lacrosse stick with a hidden dagger in it, we should be trying to get the game canceled?
Scott McCall: The game's the best way to catch him red-handed.
Stiles Stilinski: But what if he's red-handed 'cause his hands are covered in the blood of the person that he just stabbed to death?


"Teen Wolf: Currents (#3.7)" (2013)
Melissa McCall: Boys! What do you think you're doing?
Isaac Lahey: Uh, we were watching over you.
Scott McCall: We wanted to make sure you weren't the third sacrifice.
Melissa McCall: But both of you were asleep.
Scott McCall: [to Isaac] You were on watch last!
Isaac Lahey: What are you talking about? You were on watch last!
Scott McCall: No, you were on watch last.
Isaac Lahey: [to Ms. McCall] I might've been on watch last.
Melissa McCall: My heroes.

Allison Argent: [Hiding in the closet with Scott] What are you doing?
Scott McCall: Nothing.
Allison Argent: Part of you is doing something.
Scott McCall: Oh, sorry.
Allison Argent: Stop!
Scott McCall: I kind of don't have control over that.

Dr. Deaton: Your eyes were red. Bright red.
Scott McCall: How is that possible?
Dr. Deaton: It's rare. It's something that doesn't happen within 100 years, but every once in a while a beta can become an Alpha without having to steal or take that power. They call it a true Alpha. It's one who rises purely on the strength of the character, by virtue, by sheer force of will.
Scott McCall: You knew this would happen.
Dr. Deaton: I believed. From the moment I knew you were bitten, I believed.
Scott McCall: You're not the only one.
Dr. Deaton: No. Deucalion isn't after Derek. He's after you.


"Teen Wolf: Shape Shifted (#2.2)" (2012)
Danny: [after Scot knocks him over and sniffs him] It's Armani.
Scott McCall: What?
Danny: My aftershave. Armani.
Scott McCall: Oh. It's nice.

Scott McCall: I swear I don't have the urge to maim and kill you.
Stiles: You know, you say that now. But then the full Moon goes up and out come the fangs and the claws and there's a lot of howling and screaming and running everywhere, OK? It's very stressful on me! So yes, I'm still locking you up.

Scott McCall: You saw the lacrosse thing today.
Derek Hale: Yeah.
Scott McCall: Did it look that bad?
Derek Hale: Yeah.


"Teen Wolf: Raving (#2.8)" (2012)
Scott McCall: What are you doing?
Mrs. Victoria Argent: Isn't it obvious? I'm killing you.

Scott McCall: Matt. Matt! How much are tickets?
Matt: Seventy-five.
Scott McCall: Can I borrow some money?
Matt: Yeah. How much?
Scott McCall: Seventy-five.

Scott McCall: Remember when I was pulled out of detention to go to the office? She was the one that talked to me. And she was asking me all these questions about us. Like really, really specific questions. And there were pencils being sharpened...
Allison Argent: Pencils?
Scott McCall: Just trust me - it was bad.


"Teen Wolf: The Tell (#1.5)" (2011)
Stiles: Do you have any idea what's going on? Lydia's totally MIA, Jackson looks like he's got a time bomb inserted into his face, another random guy's dead, and you have to do something about it!
Scott McCall: Like what?
Stiles: Like what?

Scott McCall: [Talking about the rogue alpha] Uh, I get that he's killing people, but I don't get why. I mean, this isn't standard practice, right? We don't go out in the middle of the night murdering everyone, do we?
Derek Hale: No. We're predators. We don't have to be killers.

Scott McCall: You know, I have a life too.
Derek Hale: No, you don't.
Scott McCall: Yes, I do! I don't care what you say about him making me his pet or...
Derek Hale: Part of his pack.
Scott McCall: Whatever. I have homework to do. I have to go to a parent/teacher conference tomorrow because I'm failing chemistry.
Derek Hale: You wanna do homework? Or do you wanna not die? You have less than a week until the full moon. You don't kill with him, he kills you.
Scott McCall: Okay, seriously, who made up these rules?


"Teen Wolf: A Promise to the Dead (#4.11)" (2014)
Derek Hale: [When Scott tries to return the Deadpool money] It's not even mine. It belongs to Peter.
Scott McCall: Where's your money?
Derek Hale: You're standing on it
Scott McCall: There's another vault?
Derek Hale: [laughs] No. I own the building. And I have my own bank accounts. All the money from the vault was Peter's. I think we'd actually be better off if the rest never came back.

Kate Argent: Tell me, Scott. They ever teach you the myth of Artemis and Actaeon in school? No? I didn't think so. Well, Artemis was a goddess. And Actaeon was a hunter that happened to see Artemis bathing naked one day. This did not make the goddess too happy. In fact, she was so angry, Artemis turned Actaeon into a deer and this sent his own hounds into a frenzy. He was actually torn apart by his own hunting dogs.
Scott McCall: What are you doing?
Kate Argent: [laughs slightly wickedly] I'm not gonna turn you into a deer. But you are about to become something unrecognizable to your friends. They won't know what they're fighting. Or killing.

Scott McCall: What do you want from us?
Kate Argent: I want a little bit of insight, Scott.
Scott McCall: To what?
Kate Argent: My family. The Argent family has been around for over 400 years. A powerful, wealthy, aristocratic family of werewolf hunters. But yet somehow, in less than a year, this great family is decimated by a teenage boy. So my question is simple. What the hell is so special about Scott McCall?


"Teen Wolf: Echo House (#3.20)" (2014)
Scott McCall: This is the same place where Barrow came. The guy who had a tumor inside him filled with flies. You don't know everything yet.
Sheriff Stilinski: I know enough. Nogitsunes, Kitsunes, Oni, or whatever they're called.
Stiles: Wow, that was actually all surprisingly correct.

Scott McCall: Give me the finger.
[Kincaid gives him a look]
Scott McCall: You know what I mean.

Scott McCall: This is a really bad plan.
Lydia Martin: It's not that bad.
Ethan: It's not that good.
Lydia Martin: None of us knows the route they're going to take. If Allison can get one of her dad's GPS trackers on the armored car then we can follow it.
[Points on a map]
Lydia Martin: So when it gets here...
Aiden: We attack them?
Lydia Martin: No. Your bikes will be in the middle of the road, looking like you guys got into an accident. And when the driver gets out to help...
Aiden: We attack him?
Allison Argent, Lydia Martin: NO!


"Teen Wolf: Unleashed (#3.4)" (2013)
Stiles: Okay, was he like - Could he have been a virgin maybe? Did he look like a virgin? Was he, you know, virginal?
Scott McCall: No, definitely not. Deaton makes me have sex with all of his clients. It's a new policy.

Scott McCall: And why are you talking like he's already dead?
Stiles: He's just missing. Missing and presumed dead because he's probably a virgin, Scott. And you know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? And you know what that means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life. Okay, I need to have sex, like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!
Danny Mahealani: [At the locker nest to them] All right, I'll do it.
Stiles: What?
Danny Mahealani: Come to my place at 9:00. Plan to stay the night. I like to cuddle.
Stiles: Oh. That was so sweet. Are you kidding?
Danny Mahealani: Yes, I'm kidding.
Stiles: Okay, you know, you don't toy with a guy's emotions like that, Danny.

Scott McCall: Seriously, dude, human sacrifices?
Stiles: Scott, your eyes turn into yellow glow sticks, okay? Hair literally grows from your cheeks and then will immediately disappear, and if I were to stab you right now, it would just magically heal, but you're telling me that you're having trouble grasping human sacrifices?


"Teen Wolf: Fireflies (#3.3)" (2013)
Mr. Argent: First of all, why would I care about anyone related to Derek? And, second, I don't know this kid Boyd. I don't even know his last name.
Scott McCall: Boyd is his last name.
Mr. Argent: What's his first name?
Scott McCall: Vernon.
Mr. Argent: Eh.

Scott McCall: Just curious, is there a reason the gun is still pointed at me?
Mr. Argent: Well, there's probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you.
Scott McCall: I get that.

Stiles: All three were virgins... and they're all gonna have the same three injuries - strangled, throat slashed, head bashed in. It's called the threefold death.
Scott McCall: So if these aren't random killings, then what are they?
Stiles: Sacrifices. Human sacrifices.


"Teen Wolf: Riddled (#3.18)" (2014)
Derek Hale: There was definitely some kind of a struggle.
Scott McCall: With who?
Derek Hale: Himself.

Scott McCall: How did you know? Did he call you too?
Lydia Martin: I heard it.
Aiden: Don't ask. It gets more confusing when you ask.

Derek Hale: You know, I took Cora back to South America, right? It's where she spent most of her time after the fire. But that's not the only reason I left. I needed to talk to my mother.
Scott McCall: Your dead mother?


"Teen Wolf: Chaos Rising (#3.2)" (2013)
Scott: How's my breath smell?
Stiles: I'm not smelling your breath.
Scott: Do you have any gum?
Stiles: No. No gum. You're fine.

Scott: [about Allison and Lydia] They're trying to help.
Derek Hale: These two. This one, who used me to resurrect my psychotic uncle. Thank you. And, this one, who shot about 30 arrows into me and my pack.
Stiles: Okay, all right, now, come on. No one died, all right? Look, there may have been a little maiming, okay, a little mangling, but no death. That's what I call an important distinction.
Allison Argent: My mother died.
Derek Hale: Your family's little honor code killed your mother. Not me.

Scott: How slow does his heart rate need to be?
Dr. Deaton: Very slow.
Isaac Lahey: Okay, well, how slow is very slow?
Dr. Deaton: Nearly dead.
Isaac Lahey: It's safe, though, right?
Dr. Deaton: Do you want me to answer honestly?
Isaac Lahey: No. No, not really.


"Teen Wolf: 117 (#4.2)" (2014)
Sheriff Stilinski: I want you to be honest with me. Totally and completely honest. Have you been time traveling?
Stiles: Hang on, what?
Sheriff Stilinski: Because if time traveling is real, I'm done, I'm out. You're going to be driving me to Eichen House.
Scott McCall: We found him like that.
Sheriff Stilinski: Where? Swimming in the fountain of youth?
Stiles: No. We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Azetec temple in Mexico underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake.

Scott McCall: This is Malia.
Peter Hale: Beautiful eyes. Did you get them from your father?
Malia: Mother.
Peter Hale: Interesting. Anyway, I'm sure they told you a lot about me.
Malia: The homicidal killing spree came up.
Peter Hale: Well, we're all works in progress.
Malia: Well, when you progress to your next killing spree, why don't you try and make sure they all stay dead?

Scott McCall: What do you know about people being turned by a scratch?
Peter Hale: Did you scratch someone, Scott? Don't worry about it, the claws have to go pretty deep.
Scott McCall: But it's possible. Like if you clawed out someone's throat?
Peter Hale: Well, yeah, it's possible. It's also beyond rare. We're talking one in a...
[Realization hits]
Peter Hale: ... million.


"Teen Wolf: Monstrous (#4.10)" (2014)
Liam Dunbar: I'm not like you.
Scott McCall: Not yet.
Liam Dunbar: I don't mean I'm not strong or I'm never gonna learn how to be in control. I mean everything else. You and your friends try to protect everyone. Have you been whole this the whole time? I mean, how are you all still alive?
Scott McCall: Not all of us are.

Braeden: Scott, you heard anything from Stiles or Lydia yet?
Scott McCall: Lydia's still talking to Meredith. Stiles and Malia are headed to the lake house. They're trying to stop it.
Brett Talbot: What if there is no stopping it? What if it doesn't end until we're all dead?
Derek Hale: Then let's send a message. Let's make something perfectly clear to anyone with a copy of that list. It doesn't matter if they're professional assassins, hunters, or an amateur who just picked up a gun. Anyone who thinks they can hunt and kill us for money, is gonna be put on another list. Our list. They get to be a name on our dead pool.


"Teen Wolf: The Fox and the Wolf (#3.21)" (2014)
Scott McCall: If that's you, then you'd have to be like 90 years old.
Mrs. Yukimura: Closer to 900.
Kira: OK. Sure. Dad, how old are you?
Mr. Yukimura: Forty-three. But I've been told I look mid 30s.

Mr. Yukimura: Sometimes history does repeat itself, Scott.
Scott McCall: Only if you don't learn.
Mr. Yukimura: But sometimes even then, fate conspires against you.


"Teen Wolf: De-Void (#3.22)" (2014)
Scott McCall: What now?
Lydia Martin: I don't know. This is my first time in someone else's head.

Scott McCall: What if this is just another trick?
Peter Hale: When are you people gonna start trusting me?
Scott McCall: [Pointing to the Nogitsune] I meant him.
Peter Hale: Oh.


"Teen Wolf: Fury (#2.10)" (2012)
Matt: It was like something out of Greek mythology. Like the Furies coming down to punish Orestes! You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
Scott McCall: Was he the guy who stabbed out his eyes?
Matt: That's Oedipus, you dumbass!

Melissa McCall: Scott, you know how many people I deal with in a day?
Scott McCall: [about Matt] This one's 16 he's got dark hair, looks like a normal teenager.
Stiles: He looks evil!


"Teen Wolf: Tattoo (#3.1)" (2013)
Scott McCall: I kind of needed something permanent. Everything that's happened to us - everything just changes so fast. Everything's so, uh... ephemeral.
Stiles: Studying for the PSATs?
Scott McCall: Yep.
Stiles: Nice.

Scott McCall: Can we just drive please, Stiles?
Stiles: Scott, it's a red light.
Allison Argent: [In the next car] Will you go? Just go!
Lydia Martin: But the light!


"Teen Wolf: Silverfinger (#3.17)" (2014)
Scott McCall: Is this about being in my pack?
Aidan: This is about you being the target of demonic ninjas.
Ethan: You mean the demonic ninjas that pulled swords out of their chests and completely kicked our asses?
Aidan: Yeah. Those demonic ninjas.

Scott McCall: What was behind the mask?
Mr. Argent: Darkness... absolute darkness.


"Teen Wolf: Weaponized (#4.7)" (2014)
Kira Yukimura: Where's Lydia?
Stiles Stilinski: She took it her freshman year.
Malia Tate: Does that mean I could have taken it some other time?
Scott McCall: Malia, you studied harder for this than any of us.
Malia Tate: Doesn't mean I'm gonna do good.
Stiles Stilinski: Well.
Malia Tate: Well what?
Stiles Stilinski: ...It's do well, not good.
Malia Tate: Oh, God!

Malia Tate: How much am I worth?
Scott McCall: $4 million.
Stiles Stilinski: Are you okay?
Malia Tate: Yeah. Scott's worth 25, Kira's 6; they'll take you guys out way before me.
Stiles Stilinski: It's progress, it's progress.


"Teen Wolf: Motel California (#3.6)" (2013)
Stiles: Yeah, your boss. I don't really like the whole Obi-Wan thing he's got going on. It freaks me out.
[Scott gives him a blank look]
Stiles: Oh, my God. Have you still not seen Star Wars?
Scott McCall: I swear, if we make it back alive, I will watch the movie.
Stiles: It just makes me crazy.

Scott McCall: It all started that night, the night I got bitten. Do you remember the way it was before that? You and me, we were... we were... we were nothing. We weren't popular. We weren't good at lacrosse. We weren't important. We were no one. Maybe I should just be no one again. No one at all.
Stiles: Scott, just listen to me, okay? You're not no one. Okay? You're someone, you're... Scott, you're my best friend. Okay? And I need you. Scott, you're my brother. All right, so... so if you're gonna do this, then... I think you're just gonna have to take me with you.


"Teen Wolf: Battlefield (#2.11)" (2012)
Stiles: It's going to be bad, isn't it? I mean, like people screaming, running for their lives, blood, killing, maiming kind of bad?
Scott McCall: Looks like it.

Isaac Lahey: You got a plan yet?
Scott McCall: No, right now it's pretty much just keep Jackson from killing anyone.
Isaac Lahey: Well, that might be easier if you're actually in the game. We have to make it so coach has no choice but to play you.
Scott McCall: How do we do that? He's got a bench full of guys he can use before he ever puts me on the field.
[Isaac gives him a mischievous look]
Scott McCall: Can you do it without putting anyone in the hospital?
Isaac Lahey: I can try.


"Teen Wolf: The Overlooked (#3.10)" (2013)
Scott McCall: [Stiles is carrying a baseball bat] What's that?
Stiles: Well, you got claws. I got a bat.

Stiles: Scott, don't do this. Don't go with him.
Scott McCall: I don't know what else to do.
Stiles: No, there's g... Scott, there's got to be something else, okay? We always... we always have a plan B.
Scott McCall: Not this time.
Stiles: Scott.
Scott McCall: I'm gonna find your dad. I promise.


"Teen Wolf: Wolf's Bane (#1.9)" (2011)
Coach Bobby Finstock: There's no 'me' in 'team', boys.
Scott McCall: ...Yes there is, coach.
Coach Bobby Finstock: Okay smart-ass, how about this? No 'A' in Econ if no win on field!

Scott McCall: Your mind's blank? You can't think of anything to say?
Stiles: Not under this kind of pressure.


"Teen Wolf: Time of Death (#4.8)" (2014)
Liam Dunbar: Are we really doing this?
Scott McCall: We're doing it. Tonight.
Liam Dunbar: But isn't it kind of dangerous?
Stiles Stilinski: It's incredibly dangerous. And borderline idiotic.
Liam Dunbar: Have you guys done something like this before?
Stiles Stilinski: Something dangerous? Or something idiotic?
Kira Yukimura: I think it's a yes to both.
Scott McCall: You don't have to be part of it if you don't want to
Liam Dunbar: I'm not scared.
Stiles Stilinski: Then you're borderline idiotic.

Kira Yukimura: I just wish it had all worked. It was a good plan.
Scott McCall: Yeah, I've been thinking about that too. And actually, I think maybe it did work. Not that I know exactly who The Benefactor is but we might know a lot more about him now.
Kira Yukimura: But no one came. And no one got visual confirmation, right?
Scott McCall: That's why it might have worked. Think about it. Who has the power to know when someone's dead, but doesn't need to see the body to know it happened?
Kira Yukimura: A Banshee.


"Teen Wolf: More Bad Than Good (#3.14)" (2014)
Stiles: Scott, you can't transform, Allison is seeing her dead aunt and I'm flat out losing my mind. We can't do this. We can't we can't help Malia. We can't help anyone.
Scott McCall: We can try. We can always try.

Scott McCall: I thought you guys were gonna teach me to roar.
Aidan: We are. You do it by giving in.
Ethan: Giving in and letting go. That's how Deucalion taught us control.
Stiles: Hey, you know, that's funny. I've actually tried something like this one time using a heart monitor and lacrosse balls. But you're right, beating the living crap out of him is probably a lot better.
Scott McCall: That's actually the plan? You kick my ass?


"Teen Wolf: Perishable (#4.9)" (2014)
Scott McCall: What are you doing here?
Malia Tate: Getting drunk. What are you doing?
Scott McCall: Trying to make sure no one gets hurt.
Malia Tate: That sounds fun too.

Scott McCall: What happened to the gun?
Derek Hale: You're covered in gasoline.
Scott McCall: Oh, yeah.


"Teen Wolf: Code Breaker (#1.12)" (2011)
Derek Hale: Hey. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Something doesn't feel right.
Scott McCall: What do you mean?
Derek Hale: I don't know. It's - it's kind of like it's...
Scott McCall: No, don't say "too easy." People say "too easy" and bad things happen. What, do you think finding you was easy? Getting away from Allison's dad? None of this has been easy.
Derek Hale: Fine. You're right.
Scott McCall: Thank you.
[Kate and Allison start shooting at them]


"Teen Wolf: Visionary (#3.8)" (2013)
Scott McCall: I don't believe you. The whole time that you were telling your story, I was listening to your heartbeat. It never went up. It never went down. It was steady the whole time.
Gerard: Because I was telling the truth.
Scott McCall: Or because you're a really good liar. If you lied and it gets people hurt... I'll be back to take away more than your pain.


"Teen Wolf: Insatiable (#3.23)" (2014)
Allison Argent: I came to save my best friend.
Scott McCall: I came to save mine.
Isaac Lahey: I just didn't feel like doing any homework.