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Quotes for
Donald the Monkey (Character)
from Zookeeper (2011)

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Zookeeper (2011)
Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... always.

Griffin Keyes: How did you get past the enclosures?
Donald the Monkey: You don't wanna know.
Griffin Keyes: Actually, I do.
Donald the Monkey: Okay, but I don't wanna tell.

Griffin Keyes: [about Kate leaving] Oh, man, it's my fault. I blew it.
Joe the Lion: No, it's my fault. I was the one who told you to be someone you're not.
Janet the Lioness: No, you know what? It's my fault. I was so worried you were gonna leave, I wasn't thinking about you.
Donald the Monkey: It's not my fault. I said throw poop at her. That always works.

Donald the Monkey: Don't you get mad at us just because you don't hear a kid cry, "Hey, Mommy, I want to see a crow."
Crow: Okay, that's capacity talk.

Donald the Monkey: Oh, not now, Barry. You just started your diet today.
Jerome the Bear: He's not even chewing.
Bruce the Bear: Take a deep breath.
Barry the Elephant: What? I'm stress-eating; STOP LOOKING AT ME!